Quick Fix for Trump's Low Approval Polling

[MineralMan]

He resigns, effective immediately. That would jump his poll number dramatically overnight.

[Walleye]

1. If he really wanted a legacy, that would be the way to do it. He's too stupid.

[Ocelot II]

2. That would be an admission of failure. Trump wouldn't do that.

[MineralMan]

3. Well, of course you're right, but it WOULD work!

[ShazzieB]

19. He could play it off as leaving because he's tired of not be appreciayed enough.

I can hear his resignation speech now...

"Oh, I have done SO MUCH for this country, and I was happy to do it, but people are SO ungrateful that I just can't take any more. Big, strong men with tears in their eyes have come up to me and begged me not to resign, but the nastiness is just too much to bear." Etc., etc.

Do it, Donnie, do it!

[struggle4progress]

4. Maybe he could go over Niagara Fals in a barrel

[Old-8643]

7. The barrel will need to be gold plated

With silk padding, wouldn't want to inflame those bone spurs.
and don't forget the supersize quarter pounder meal for the ride down.

[Passages]

5. Literally true and it would be the first time in his miserable life he would earn a star for effort at being a

decent human being.


Trump: Look at my ratings, they're so high!

HA HA HA

[modrepub]

6. Not In My Book

I'd still hate him and want him prosecuted to the fullest extent possible even if he resigned. And I'd send him and all his supporters, civilian and corporate, who helped install him a bill for all the damage he's done. Tough crap, I ain't cleaning up this mess alone.

[Passages]

8. Resigning would not resolve any criminal prosecution.

Just gets him out of power.

[Ocelot II]

9. It's a damn good start, though.

[Passages]

10. Oh I want him to resign as well.

Today would be a great day to do it!.

[erronis]

11. He can declare "Mission Accomplished", hand the reins over to the VP, get pardoned, and fly to Moscow.

[MineralMan]

16. Or something similar. Doesn't matter, really.

If he's gone, he's gone. I'm for it.

[Grim Chieftain]

12. God's approval ratings would skyrocket if He intervened

[MineralMan]

14. But, see, the failure to punish this man is more evidence

that there are no magical deities out there. If they could fix things like this, but don't, what kind of deities are they, really?

An excellent argument for atheism, I think.

[D00ver66]

13. Or dying

That’d do it.

[MineralMan]

15. Well, eventually he'll do that, but it's not a voluntary act.

So, there won't be any reward in the polls. Of course, he'll never know that, because he'll have been turned off.

[BaronChocula]

17. Unfortunately his reality is what he says it is

It's why he has his lackeys go out and claim his approval is "at an all-time high" or "skyrocketing." The guy has a highly abnormal psyche that shields him from the real reality. That being said, may something incredibly painful remove him from office. I'd highly approve of that.

[EYESORE 9001]

18. Croaking would prove popular, I'm sure

I’m no statistician, but those odds seem more favorable than resignation.

[eggplant]

20. Come on, blood clot! You can do it!