Dude with America's most punchable face who pretends to know everything pretends to "not know the definition of war"

[Miles Archer]

https://www.rawstory.com/iran-war-2676845383/

“Iran shut down the straits and the only ones they were letting through were Iranian ships, and President Trump didn’t think that was acceptable,” Hassett said.

Brennan pressed Hassett further, asking definitively: “So we are still at war with Iran?”

Hassett stumbled through his words before ultimately questioning the definition of the word “war.”

“Uhh… you know, what – I… I don’t know what the definition of war is when we’re not shooting and we’re negotiating and they’re under a lot of pressure,” he said.

[Dave Bowman]

1. Does he know the definition of "brown lips"?

What an idiot.

[pat_k]

2. The felon's Navy "pirates" don't have guns?

Nobody is authorized to fire a shot as they hijack Iranian ships?

Because if they are authorized, you cannot say "we're not shooting."

[DenaliDemocrat]

3. Ben Shapiro has the most punchable face

But this guy is a close second

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Ben Shapiro has a LOT of competition for that title

I mean, think about it



Are you trying to tell me that there wouldn’t be an extraordinarily massive amount of joy experienced by you or me or anyone, by punching that motherfucker right square on the fucking nose?

There’s a bunch of douche nozzle, right wingers I could think of that I would completely enjoy giving a black eye and a broken nose to.

The list is almost too long to contemplate

[calimary]

14. Captain Cruelty! In the flesh!

Sidney the Sadist.

[DenaliDemocrat]

15. Stephen Miller needs a swift kick to the nuts

That would be much better than a face punch.

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. More than one kick

A hard kick just as he is recovering from the last. Keep him in utter agony for days.


Weeks even.

Then burn him at the stake

[erronis]

10. I thought Ted (Rafael Edward) Cruz was the punching-bag favorite

Even his best friends in the Senate want to take a fist to his face.
And dear little Lindsey.

Might want to have toilet paper available given where those faces have been...

[dem4decades]

4. To me he's the Grinning Nazi.

[calimary]

13. Yes. He sure smiles all the time.

Maybe he thinks that’ll distract the viewer from the despicable things he does. He looks harmless = you ease up and forget.

[The Madcap]

5. For me, it's either Stephen Miller or Scott Bessent.

Hegseth and RFK Jr are close, though. Yeah, this guy has the Bessent vibe, so I can see it.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Point of order: If you don't know the definition of war, maybe you shouldn't be allowed inside the

circle of people who influence the president's decisions? It just seems to be an easy rule to follow to avoid falling into the Idiocracy trap that we find ourselves in presently.

[magicarpet]

7. This one is a DWEEB,.... if I ever saw one,... talk about a yes man.

How/where does trDUMP find them ?

[Hey Joe]

8. Someone should ask these human centipede

components live on camera how they get the taste of Trumps ass out of their mouths every day.
That would be good television!

[Ilikepurple]

12. I thought the beauty of the human centipede is that you never lose the taste.

I like the analogy, rather than something quaint like hands across America we kinda have human centipede across America brining at least 25-30% of US voters together in manner not seen before. You wouldn’t think a creature that subsists solely on the sh*t spewed from Trump’s cranial sphincter could gain and hold that much power over the rest of us, but alas it does. I would think the sheer intellectual, auditory, and visual, spectacle of this creature would be enough to lose support. I won’t even mention the smell.

[Martin Eden]

11. Weasel words, spoken by a weasel

I apologize to weasels found in the natural world.