they finally are delivering trump phones

[moonshinegnomie]

[Faux pas]

1. Cool!

Didn't know they'd be gold!

[AnotherMother4Peace]

2. You say they take pictures & they're only how much? Wow - what a deal! nt

[PatSeg]

3. Ha, ha, ha!

Would make Christmas gifts for your republican friends and relatives.

[BidenRocks]

4. Extra charge for the long distance version!

[KS Toronado]

5. Just like the trumps to use string when wire works better.

More of their cheap shit.

[Ilsa]

6. Hey, mine's gold, just like he said!

Is this a 5G phone?

Can the Deep State track me? Collect my internet data?

[joho260]

7. Not quite

It's more of a 5 ft model.

Calls may be intercepted by anyone within 10 ft.

[FakeNoose]

8. Of course, his name is all over it

[Permanut]

9. No one has ever seen anything like it!

[Resistance1]

10. There is a wireless version.

It's twice the price with no strings attached!

[Marie Marie]

11. The least they could have done was to include one of Trump's Presidential

Sharpies for texting.

[JoseBalow]

12. The battery is a dud

[TheRickles]

13. Beat me to it! I was going to say "Batteries not included."

[moonbatmax]

14. I thought it's spelled "spud"?!