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Orrex

(67,373 posts) Fri May 15, 2026, 07:04 AM 2 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet?

Humiliated to death on the international stage, though he didn't even realize it?

Crushed to death by a "nation in decline" that he didn't realize is his own doing?

Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 2 hrs ago OP

🌞 Good morning! littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #1

Great point, Pants! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #9

Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW! Joinfortmill 2 hrs ago #2

;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK Goonch 2 hrs ago #3

Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday. AllyCat 2 hrs ago #4

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 2 hrs ago #5

Soon... SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #8

We all share your dream... surfered 1 hr ago #11

OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever ! chouchou 1 hr ago #13

would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool. LymphocyteLover 2 hrs ago #6

Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants? SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #7

Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone. twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #10

Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 1 hr ago #12

"Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi. 2MuchNoise 58 min ago #14

Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae Blue Owl 43 min ago #15

Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him... hlthe2b 35 min ago #16

Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member Blumancru 31 min ago #17

I feel guilty laughing at this one... Person of Interest 25 min ago #18

Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up. surfered 19 min ago #19

littlemissmartypants

(34,295 posts)

1. 🌞 Good morning!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:09 AM

2 hrs ago

Number three, please.
I'm a fan of 2 for 1 events.

I hope everyone has a lovely day.

Thank you for the discussion, Orrex.

❤️

SheltieLover

(81,623 posts)

9. Great point, Pants!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #1)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:47 AM

2 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,634 posts)

2. Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:15 AM

2 hrs ago

Goonch

(5,559 posts)

3. ;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

2 hrs ago

AllyCat

(18,984 posts)

4. Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

2 hrs ago

Hoping someone else in the pool wins soon.

niyad

(133,936 posts)

5. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:28 AM

2 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,623 posts)

8. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:45 AM

2 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(14,203 posts)

11. We all share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:23 AM

1 hr ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

chouchou

(3,289 posts)

13. OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever !

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:48 AM

1 hr ago

LymphocyteLover

(10,117 posts)

6. would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:39 AM

2 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,623 posts)

7. Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:44 AM

2 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,297 posts)

10. Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:01 AM

2 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(1,929 posts)

12. Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:35 AM

1 hr ago

Fingers crossed.

2MuchNoise

(857 posts)

14. "Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:04 AM

58 min ago

Blue Owl

(59,597 posts)

15. Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:18 AM

43 min ago

Then blames it on RFK Jr!

hlthe2b

(114,607 posts)

16. Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:26 AM

35 min ago

Blumancru

(303 posts)

17. Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:30 AM

31 min ago

….who caught it from a decaying raccoon penis?

Person of Interest

(383 posts)

18. I feel guilty laughing at this one...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:36 AM

25 min ago

"Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?"

😅😂🤣

surfered

(14,203 posts)

19. Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:42 AM

19 min ago

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