"Today's reason for my ballroom"

[dalton99a]

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The Great Hall of the People:

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) TRUMP'S BALLROOM

[rurallib]

2. I'd rather Trump (and his entourage) move to China

[GopherGal]

3. I'm just grimacing, imagining the planning for this visit

and superimposing a discussion with my sister from when my nephew was a toddler.
[insert wavy flashback visual effects which resolve to show a younger, less world-worn gophergal on the phone]

"We've gotta keep him busy to burn off some energy so he doesn't wreak havoc. Got any ideas?"

"Well, what does he like?"

"Dinosaurs and Bob the Builder" "Ballrooms and excessive gold decor."

"Well, maybe we can work in a visit to see the dinosaur skeletons at the Natural History Museum, future ballroom to keep him interested."

"And Happy Meals"

"We'll add a stop at McDonalds for a snack. He'll love it!"

[GenThePerservering]

4. Ahead of schedule?