Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Got lost in the West Wing, tried to call for help on a Trump phone, and starved?

Coronary upon learning that he doesn't actually own the parliamentarian?

Torn to shreds by the families of terminally ill patients denied Medicare hospice care?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Stroking out on the 14th fairway.

Maybe he shouldn’t have denied climate change.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) Xi gifts Trump Chinese special rose seeds

[Blue Owl]

18. Bwah!

Looks like the pedo’s flight might be a bit thorny!

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. We all share your disappointment...

And hope for a better tomorrow
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

14. Soon...

[SheltieLover]

13. Cripes, it has to be soon doesn't it?

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

4. No but

He will soon need that bunker ballroom to hide from his increasingly angry base
https://democraticunderground.com/100221244146

[IronLionZion]

6. He's likely to need hospice care soon

maybe his care will be denied.

[surfered]

7. Guillotined by a an economically stressed mob.

The last straw was building a $1 billion ballroom and saying, “Let them watch us eat cake.”

[Blue Owl]

19. Nothing would bring me more joy

than his severed head rolling down Pennsylvania Ave.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Crushed by furniture that was thrown from the top of a tall building. Bullseye.

Vance was seen crying over the damage to his couch.

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Good one

[hlthe2b]

11. Got an unexpected lesson in "affordability" when taken to visit a specially-chosen 'corner' grocery store..

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Yikes 😳

My husband couldn't go to that one either. Afraid of snakes!

[SheltieLover]

12. Overwhelmed by angry bees?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221242968

[Warpy]

15. Awed by the magnificence of his 13 foot gold leafed statue at Doral

is transfixed to the point he goes into shock from the lack of caffeine from Diet Cokes;.

Not quite transfixed enough by the statue, notices the PGA crowd pointing and laughing at one of the finest examples of tacky hubris on the planet, goes into an equally monumental rage and pops a few clots and drops dead.


clever sculptor and his studio staff have programmed the statue's plinth to give way when Fatso approaches within 5 feet. Plinth gives way, statue squashes him like a bug. When the tones of bronze and gold leaf are lifted off, nothing is left but a nasty grease stain slowly oozing into the soil.

[QueerDuck]

16. Not yet... but he's getting very close. Perhaps tomorrow.

Fingers crossed.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. trump's repeated "dental" visits are NOT for his teeth

Link to tweet

[malaise]

21. Knocked down and out by the

Parliamentarian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/17/federal-funding-trump-ballroom-jeopardy-senate-ruling

A US Senate official on Saturday removed security funding that could be used for Donald Trump’s planned $400m White House ballroom from a massive spending package, Democratic lawmakers said, imperiling Republican efforts to devote taxpayer money to the contentious project.

The decision by the Senate’s parliamentarian, Elizabeth MacDonough, deals a blow to Trump and his administration, which has sought the money for security purposes related to the ballroom.

Trump has said construction of the ballroom will be funded by private donors. But Senate Republicans are seeking $1bn in taxpayer funding to the Secret Service for security upgrades, including the ballroom.

[True Dough]

24. Door #2, Monty!