Oh My - he's canceled the planned strike on Iran for tomorrow

[malaise]

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[lame54]

1. Operation Procrastinating Eagle

[Dave Bowman]

6. Or maybe Operation Lazy Pedo.

[hlthe2b]

2. So, is he nuking Greenland or Cuba instead?

Will someone please start commitment proceedings? Please.

[malaise]

4. No nuking

Just pooping

[Dave Bowman]

5. Or Canada. We're feeling a little bit left out lately. 🇨🇦

[Torchlight]

3. Another emergency dental appointment

at Calusa Pines Golf Course is my guess as to why he's delayed his fictional attack again.

[Red Mountain]

7. Might as well replace the 'd'

with a 'm'.

[malaise]

10. Nicely played 😀

Rec

[Marie Marie]

8. OK, which stock trade just made Him and his a boatload of money on that little turn around?

[slingsam]

9. And the stock market acted as predicted?

If we don’t stop this, we are complicit!

By the way, he’s also called the Iran war off for now…

[nitpicked]

11. Of course it did

At 1500, (as near as I can tell)

https://www.cnbc.com/

DOW 49355
NAS 25881
S&P 7354
WTI 108.87
Brent 112.18
RBOB 3.6837

At 1605
DOW 49686
NAS 26090
S&P 7403
WTI 105.89
Brent 108.78
RBOB 3.7594

[0rganism]

13. Why, it's almost like someone with the right info could have acquired a lot of money in that hour

Hmm, I wonder if there's anyone we know of who might be in a position to do such an entitled unethical thing...

[demmiblue]

12. ...

[malaise]

14. Ha

You win the thread 😀