Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot by someone, but hard to say by whom because only real evidence was thrown out?

Fatal hernia from carrying the $1.7B he stole for his accomplices?

Expired at last due to relentless daily taunting by a "shit-stirring," "misogynistic" "parasite?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Released secret files on aliens

which pissed off the aliens, so…

[SheltieLover]

2. Drown in the federal feeding trough?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221245447

[malaise]

3. No but

Weissmann’s new book about him should hasten the process.
“Liar's Kingdom: How to Stop Trump's Deceit and Save America”

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) AFRICAN FRUIT BAT ATTACK

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[LymphocyteLover]

5. I'm with any reason at all, at this point

[surfered]

12. Me too!

[surfered]

6. Bludgeoned by the Capitol Police for his plan to pay settlements to the Jan 6ers,

Saying, it would be …”reimbursing people that were horribly treated"

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[NNadir]

9. An Ebola infection carried into the Cabinet room by RFK Jr.?

[niyad]

13. What a lovely thought.

[hlthe2b]

10. "Choked while self-soothing with massive numbers of BIG MACs..."

--after being told there was a shortage.. Sadly, he failed to chew before swallowing... So, we are left wondering how "Orange" looks when "BLUE" joins (in the end)?

(Unlike this little 'Pro' )

[twodogsbarking]

11. Farted in a MAGA meeting and gassed everyone to death. The fart smelled 'round the world.