Louisiana Republican Dipsh*t In Greenland Plying Children With Cookies

[erronis]

https://www.wonkette.com/p/louisiana-republican-dipsht-in-greenland

There's some stranger danger with a cajun accent, y'all, and it's been spotted in Greenland. And wearing combat fatigues for some reason.

Yes, Jeff Landry, the imbecile governor of the US's always-ranked-last state of Louisiana, is Donald Trump's special envoy for helping him rape and pillage Greenland, and now Landry has shown up there this week for some fucking reason.

Immediately everybody in Greenland was suspicious of the strange ugly weirdo white MAGA fascist who showed up without an invitation, because they are smart.

"I'm here to simply to build relationships and to look and listen and to learn and to see if there are opportunities to expand the relationship between Greenland and the United States and Denmark," said Landry to the local media. "It's a great day. I'm excited, I really am."

How you say fuck you alligatorfucker weirdo fuckin' creep in Greenlandic?

Landry showed up in Greenland just after Louisiana Republicans got going redrawing their congressional maps to show Louisiana's Black voters which white men are boss of them (human rectal tumors with last names like "Landry), part of the southern slave states' last-gasp-of-the-Confederacy effort to enshrine Jim Crow 2.0 into law. We guess Landry was satisfied with the ongoing progress there and felt free to go to Greenland as Donald Trump's best little helper.

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[rampartd]

1. i posted this on a "cassidy" thread.....

meanwhile my governor, in his capacity as viceroy of greenland, was safely well north of baton rouge when his mandate from heaven was tested at the ballot box.
landry was accompanied by some sort of witch doctor from rfk. the chief of greenland told him flat out "you will not be performing medical experiments on my people."

"if they don't give me what we want i will just talk to somebody who will" trump.

[erronis]

4. I'll bet you'd be happy to see him up in Nuuk. Pity the Greenlanders, tho!

I doubt his swamp-ass would last up there very long.

[rampartd]

5. landry likes to poke sticks in the tiger's cage

and send plays down to the coach.

maybe nuuk can have an nfl team?

[no_hypocrisy]

2. My mother and teachers told me at an early age not to take candy from strangers.

And cookies.

[Initech]

3. Good god, Fox News stans like Landry are insuffrably stupid.

Like so stupid, you wonder how they put their pants on in the morning stupid.