Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

After his DOJ declared him immortal, he jumped off the roof to prove it?

Fell into his bunker pit & died, forgetting that it's not finished yet?

Stabbed by a certain primaried Republican with nothing to lose?


Seriously, what the fuck is taking so long?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur.

[hlthe2b]

2. We need something to celebrate today to get through the rest of the week. Hint, Hint!

In the immortal words of Nike: "Just Do IT!"... For this guy... For all of us...!

[SheltieLover]

4. Hump day would be perfect! Lol

[MustLoveBeagles]

9. Hump Day! 😀

Dump, listen to the nice camal and just do it!

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to drream.

[SheltieLover]

5. Hold the vision.

Has to be soon as he looks like a corpse already.

[dalton99a]

6. There should be an International Day of Prayer for sepsis

[malaise]

7. Fell into his bunker pit & died, forgetting that it's not finished yet?

When the roof went into the basement 😂😂

[MustLoveBeagles]

8. He's staying alive just to spite us.

[malaise]

10. No but

He’s heading for the basement with or without the roof.

25 days to the big 80. Come on brothers and Bestie Jeffrey. May he croak.

[mopinko]

11. ppl often do hold on til their bday.

esp of the end in 0.

[Goonch]

12. ;-{) BASTED