Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Rage-induced coronary while trying to obtain shaving cream?

Rage-induced coronary after being accurately described as a fucking dumbass?

Rage-induced coronary while insisting that this one goes to eleven?


Just. Fucking. Died. Already? For ANY reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

He threatened Colbert

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221255581#post16

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

4. Has to be soon, doesn't it,

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

11. Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show.

[SheltieLover]

16. Rfn would be perfect!

[niyad]

18. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

19. I hope he croaks in a very public setting...

Rfn!!!!!

[surfered]

13. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

17. The whole world shares the dream.

[SheltieLover]

3. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur.

[MiHale]

5. Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad...

Invites him to a big game hunt instead…accidents happen, Junior says afterward.

[niyad]

10. What a llovely thought to brighten my day!

[Goonch]

6. ;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE

[LymphocyteLover]

7. How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event?

Because so far it wasn't enough people

[underpants]

8. Hilarious

[hlthe2b]

9. "I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!"

"DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS!!!"

(and he just can't handle it!)

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Aw

Sweet little pup needs to yell dumbass more.

[surfered]

12. Still hoping for a golf course accident

[IronLionZion]

14. Used a bacon slicer for shaving

really got the closest shave

[Grim Chieftain]

15. Choked to death on a lump of his own venom?

Bring it on - for the sake of all humanity.

[twodogsbarking]

20. and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun.

[Blue Owl]

21. Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary?