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Wonder Why

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Sun May 24, 2026, 02:02 PM May 24

Miss Piggy deported! Kermit beaten by ICE, arrested and sent to French Restaurant.

Miss Piggy, the "love of my life" according to Kermit the Frog was deported yesterday to Asia. He fate is unknown. When Kermit protested, ICE thugs beat him then charged him with Assault with a Deadly Tongue then later dropped him off at a French Restaurant, whose owner promised "to take care of him" and invited him "for dinner".

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