The Partridge Family has backed out of the America 250 concert!🇺🇸

[SocialDemocrat61]

🤣🤣🤣

[tanyev]

1. Come on, get happy!

[Trueblue Texan]

5. LOL!!!

[malaise]

2. Who's still performing?

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. Don't know but

The Monkies and Spinal Tap just backed out.

[rpannier]

8. Vanilla Ice

[Bengus81]

16. Probably using a walker by now?

[sop]

3. The only acts remaining on the bill are Up With People and Lawrence Welk's Champagne Music Band

[twodogsbarking]

4. and the Moron Tabernacle Choir.

[lastlib]

6. I see what you did there!

- - - - - - - -

[calimary]

28. We used to call it the Moron Tab-and-Apple Choir.

[RecoveringJournalist]

33. Spelling

Come on! It's THE MORAN TABERNACLE CHOIR. Spelling is important. 😏

[twodogsbarking]

34. Maroons

[madinmaryland]

9. Scott Baio has committed to coming.

[LilElf70]

10. What an idiot

I'm pretty sure he's a maggot

[EYESORE 9001]

11. Make mine 'absolute certainty'

[durablend]

15. I feel pwned just knowing this!

[SocialDemocrat61]

20. Kevin Sorbo too.

[MustLoveBeagles]

35. Was good in the Hercules show

It's disappointing he's a MAGAt

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. What a relief

I was worried.

[TBF]

27. He is a known magat - he can sit there by loser

and maybe they can sing to each other since all the musicians have canceled

[MustLoveBeagles]

36. I had a crush on him when Happy Days was on

I was kid. What did I know. Let him and loser serenade each other.

[ChicagoTeamster]

12. Danny Bonaduce is retired due to a neurological condition, other than him

Jeremy Gelbawks and Brian Forster are the only two still alive. But it would be funny if Trump's "planners" tried to contact their manager Mr Kincaid.

Maybe Pat Boone is still available? I hear he did a Memorial Day YouTube video.

[pfitz59]

14. All alive except

Susan Crough, Dave Madden and David Cassidy

[SocialDemocrat61]

19. Shirley Jones is 91

and still alive. God bless her.

[ChicagoTeamster]

22. Oops, my bad, go shirley!

[onenote]

37. Susan Dey also still alive.

But she wants to have nothing to do with her Partridge Family past.

[Rhiagel]

13. They can dedicate "Doesn't Somebody Want to Be Wanted" to a certain fascist.

[Bengus81]

17. Damn! I wanted them to dedicate their song 'I think I hate you' to Trump

Shit.........

[Endlessmike56]

18. MAGA will probably start sending David Cassidy death threats.

Opps. Too late.

[CaptainTruth]

23. I'm surprised they didn't invite Ted Nugent.

Or maybe, just not yet?

[Aristus]

24. I know this is out of left field;

but it just occurred to me how unusual it would be nowadays for just a regular old family on the block to have five kids. Large families were a lot more common back then. Now everything is so fucking expensive. One kid is an intolerable financial burden.

[rampartd]

26. the rhythm method

birth control is a baby boomer, as old as me.

[The Madcap]

25. How about the Grateful Dead?

Wait, I forgot the "if" in the middle.

[Fil1957]

29. What about Kid Rock?

[33taw]

30. Hegseth is going to have him parachute in from a WWII Bomber with Scott Baio.

[lastlib]

31. Couldn't they resurrect Chuckie Norris?

whut kinda xtians are running this show??*


(*rhetorical question, of course)

[philf99]

32. I'm blaming Mr. Kincaid

Lol

[edbermac]

38. The Cowsills might be available