Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Assassinated by someone who's "fucking crazy?"

Devoured after a visit to a Texas ranch?

Fatal coronary upon trying to sneak off with $1.8B anyway?


Just fucking died for literally any reason that you or I or anyone else can name?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) DEATH BY GUANO

[ultralite001]

2. I was hoping for

Death by screw worm…

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Was eating KFC so fast

he choked on a chicken bone.

[twodogsbarking]

4. Rats. Thousand of woke rats attack him and chew him up like a piece of old orange cheese.

[malaise]

5. No but

the countdown is on in earnest - 12 days to 80

[SheltieLover]

6. Not yet that I know of, but there is plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur.

Come on, cholesterol!!!

[bdamomma]

15. I agree

SheltieLover!!!

[SheltieLover]

21. Any of these plausible offerings would be great. Rfn!

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. We share your dream...

[SheltieLover]

27. The Reaper needs to put that out of our misery!

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

Like rfn!!!

[Marcuse]

8. .

[Chemical Bill]

14. Or should be And.... n/t

[niyad]

18. or, "IS".

[SheltieLover]

24. You beat me to it.

Great minds...

[Marcuse]

34. "Or" works....

[twodogsbarking]

37. So if no Trump the MAGAs die? That would be Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[hlthe2b]

10. "Stunned into a silent stroke when "Lyin' Bibi" joins the entire world to scream in unison..."

"YOU LIE!!!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. That's some masterful side eye

[FakeNoose]

38. That's a perfect gif!

I'll probably steal this .....

[MustLoveBeagles]

39. Isn't it through?

It's very adorable 🥰

[GreenWave]

11. When this doc says so...

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Thanks for the Star Trek clip

[Joinfortmill]

12. Nope, but very nearly done.

[FakeNoose]

13. Charlie Brown is counting the days

[bdamomma]

16. Love this

[MustLoveBeagles]

40. Another good one

Snoopy s as sad beagle.

[LymphocyteLover]

17. His call with Netanyahu is hilarious. I do wonder what sort of control Netanyahu has over tRump

[niyad]

20. Assuming the call actually took place. People on that thread were

explaining about the writer.

[LymphocyteLover]

29. Oh! I only skimmed the piece. I will say it sounded too rational to really be Rump

[niyad]

30. I only read the first little bit.That was sickening enough, whether he

actually said it, or the entire thing is fiction. What I kept thinking was, if any president had ever spoken to anyone that way, the media, and nearly evryone else, would have had a collective fit.

[LymphocyteLover]

31. you mean if any president besides this one?

[niyad]

33. Yes, of course!

[SheltieLover]

25. Trumpstein info, same as all the others

[Dulcinea]

19. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Freddie]

28. The "Crime Minister"

Love it! Stolen

[Wednesdays]

32. "Is he dead yet?" Well, he's been MIA for nearly a week

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221277195

One can hope.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

35. Coughing up blood last night

?t=74

[BWdem4life]

36. Today could be the day

Tomorrow even more likely.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

41. Yet another name for the Gulf of Mexico