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[applegrove]

34 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Time expired
	Bugs
	1 (3%)
	White House bees get agitated
	0 (0%)
	Rain
	1 (3%)
	Lightening strikes metal arches
	18 (53%)
	One of the fighters dies
	0 (0%)
	All of the above
	14 (41%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[NewHendoLib]

1. Other. Tornado.

[applegrove]

2. Damn. Too late to add that

[RandySF]

3. Measles outbreak

[applegrove]

4. Could happen.

[usonian]

5. Live sex in a thunderstorm.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

ONLY WHEN $10 MILLION IS RAISED.

[TheProle]

6. Write in Vote:

Nothing eventful happens outside the cage yet we get 3 days of posts about how Trump is melting down over something stupid; meanwhile, the oligarchs continue to stomp on our faces.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Other:

Last edited Sun Jun 14, 2026, 04:46 PM - Edit history (1)

A massive UAP hovers over the arena and unleashes an "Independence Day"-type force beam, vaporizing the whole spectacle yet leaving the White House with a bright, just-pressure-washed-and-painted look.