Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally ridiculed worldwide after declaring himself the boss?

Collapsed in his stable after ingesting too much horse paste?

Publicly beheaded as part of 14-point deal?


Just fucking died already for any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet, but I'm hoping this will be our lucky day!

[surfered]

12. Yes

[SheltieLover]

14. Rfn would be perfect!

Come on, cholesterol, work your magic!

[alterfurz]

20. future tombstone epitaph

“Here Lies Donald Trump…So What Else Is New?”

[Jack Valentino]

2. Was he STILL ALIVE yesterday?--- or were we faked out by A.I. videos ???

[niyad]

22. A most excellent question.

[MiHale]

3. He's too stupid to know when to die...

[IronLionZion]

4. Went swimming in the swamp with RFK Jr.

enjoyed a nice green algae bath

[surfered]

6. This

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. Got lost in the Palace of Versailles and

fell through a time portal to the 1794, during the French Revolution, and was beheaded right after Robespierre.

[surfered]

7. Iran eats him for lunch...

[hlthe2b]

8. "Shunned by the nation, his own party--the world-- even his own narcissism won't protect him..."

--the clock is ticking...

[malaise]

9. No but

He can barely breathe these days

[surfered]

11. This

https://the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/209872/Donald-trump-g7-speech-health-209872

[SheltieLover]

15. Or walk, or talk...

Soon!

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. We all share your dream

🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

17. The whole world does!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

25. 🥂

[SheltieLover]

29. It will be quite the celebration for sure!

[SheltieLover]

16. Soon...

Waiting is so tiresome! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[bluestarone]

28. It will be the BEST BUBBLY

EVER!!!!

[Joinfortmill]

18. TickTock

[QueerDuck]

19. The fake Meidas Touch clickbait thumbnails have been predicting it for MONTHS!!

What a joke.

[hlthe2b]

26. Well, they will be right one day...

and won't you look silly! LOL

[Goonch]

21. ;-{} GAS WITH MASS ATTACK

[ashredux]

23. The clock is ticking. The alarm will go off soon.

[lavoosh99]

24. Choked on One of Putin's Pubic Hairs n/t

[TBF]

27. Bibi might kill him when he finds out

how much money Taco gave Iran ... there is always hope.