so is mitch mconnell still alive or what?

[orleans]

i googled, saw some article headlines, read a couple, and in spite of what his staff is saying (he's recovering) i have no reason to believe his republican staff.

anyone heard what's going on with that asshole?

[Blue Owl]

1. They're working on reviving the man-turtle with habitat-like reflecting pool water....

[miyazaki]

3. Next thing you'll see is Mitch cradling his re-animated head.

That'll make some headlines.

[Blue Owl]

5. I could totally picture it...

[mercuryblues]

15. The reflecting pool would work.

What doesn't kill him will make him stuck in his shell.

[fujiyamasan]

2. Schrodinger's ass hole

[SergeStorms]

4. I haven't heard or seen any updates.

Hopefully he and His Assholiness will shuffle off their mortal coils together, and soon.
You gotta have a dream.

[Goonch]

6. ;-{) THIS

[3_Limes]

7. I suspect that he's had a stroke and they're trying to get him into

A. Condition where he can vote before coming out with that.

[ananda]

11. I've also been wondering if he's on life support.

I really think if he were dead,
they'd report it.

[maxsolomon]

8. Probably has Pneumonia.

He'll recover and make it to the end of his term.

[MineralMan]

9. His death will be announced.

Until then he is irrelevant.

[Solly Mack]

10. McConnell and Tom Kean are both going to be back any day now.

[orleans]

14. thanks for the laugh!

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

16. Tom Kean still hiding out?

[Solly Mack]

17. He claims he's coming back on the 30th of this month.

[madinmaryland]

12. I suspect he is on a fence post and will be there another 60 years unless a tornado blows him off.

[Wonder Why]

13. He died 10 years ago. Trump replaced him with a zombie. repug cover-up.