Holy Hush Puppies !!!

[marmar]

Most Americans probably think that companies like Vibram and Dow Chemical are responsible for the technology behind long-lasting shoes, but self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs is asserting that durable kicks are really a “supernatural” miracle from God.

During the Tuesday episode of God Know, Jacobs advised viewers to gather provisions for “the tumultuous season ahead,” but not to worry because God would provide through miracles.

“We believe we’re moving into a supernatural season, where if needed, God will multiply food,” she explained. “I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking… And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I’ve seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I’ve seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil. But the point is we were promised supernatural provisions.”

“Remember when we drove our car… one one set of tires, how many miles was it?” Jacobs asked her husband and fellow prophet, Mike, after the commercial break. “Way, way beyond what could ever happen with one set of tires.” ........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/09/christian-tv-prophet-long-lasting-shoes-are-proof-of-supernatural-miracles-from-god/#.UO4hEwoFPL0.facebook

[Arctic Dave]

1. This is all I have to say about this.

[TwilightGardener]

2. The Lord is speaking to her through shoes and spaghetti.

And that's perfectly sane, isn't it?

[NMDemDist2]

3. only if her God is

the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may you be touched by his noodley appendage

[dkf]

4. Why would anyone take the time to write about this?

The woman is a wacko.

[smirkymonkey]

5. Damn! I thought I was going to see some actual PUPPIES!

Imagine my disappointment.

[Jefferson23]

6. What's sad is there will be some who are hungry and expect that if they pray hard enough, they'll

reap the same results as this woman claims.

Can't someone please sue these schmucks like her for fraud.

[MrScorpio]

7. See?

It's EXACTLY shit like this that causes the rest of the civilized world to think that we're all fucking nut cases.

Science is good enough of an explanation for most other places.

[MADem]

8. I think she needs to drive off in those hush puppies she's got on... nt

[eppur_se_muova]

9. Damn, now I'm hungry for some deep-fried hush puppies ...

the cornmeal kind, of course.

[Solly Mack]

10. Jacobs can certainly multiply ignorance.