Most anti-gun-regulation arguments rest on the belief that swarms of ninjas plan to attack us.

[Bucky]

And I will gladly concede the argument that, should there be a sudden outbreak of swarms of ninjas attacking, say, my place of business or recreation, a 30 round magazine semi-automatic will be just the tool for just that situation. In the meantime, however, I'm a little more concerned about red-faced screaming lunatics like Alex Jones and smarmy Machivellis like Wayne LaPierre walking around fully loaded and half cocked.

But that's just me.

[a geek named Bob]

1. er...

in the event that the shinobi intend to attack you, why would they show up in swarms?

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. It's not swarms of *ninjas* the gun nuts fear, but the operative color of the imagined swarm

is certainly black.

Just sayin'...

[The Magistrate]

8. Hear Hear, Sir

[ZombieHorde]

3. Funny. nt

[Zoeisright]

4. Yep, paranoid, delusional,

and scared little twerps who think their precious will save them. From everything.

[Glassunion]

5. Not ninjas... Try a different n-word.

That's the real fear.

[SirRevolutionary]

6. This premise is wrong

it's hordes of zombies they're afraid of, not swarms of ninjas.

[Bonhomme Richard]

7. I'm more afraid of the legal gun owner that......

Wakes up on the crazy side of the bed in the morning. Zombies...not so much.

[kairos12]

9. You Are Correct Sir

Zombie Barney Fifes, not with one bullet, but with an AR-15 with 30 rounds "protecting" the mall while stuffing their faces with pretzels and soda, that I fear.

[arcane1]

10. It seems the most ostensibly patriotic people in the "Home of the Brave" live in fear

Constant fear. Media-stoked fear.

Underlying all of that is the fact that they've been fucked-over along with the rest of us all these years, but they blame it on imaginary causes and perpetrators