Ya' lazy bastids! Mitt has aready made @ $37,000 today

[rurallib]

based on his daily average figured from his tax returns (low estimate).
And he does this on Saturdays, Sundays and Holidays - 365 days a years!

What's your excuse for not making $37,000 today?

[jberryhill]

1. I had trouble with my alarm clock and got up late

Sorry. Won't happen again.

[roguevalley]

10. his calculator matches my income with his in less than ten hours of his day. not mine.

I'm working two jobs to supplement a pension. I hope he ... uh, I'm trying to be nice.

[denbot]

2. Umm..

I left my magic wand in my other jeans..

[Cooley Hurd]

3. I DID make $37K today...

...would've made more but ran out of ink.

[Journeyman]

4. Hey, as we in the print trade like to say. . .

"The best way to make money is to make money."

[Faux pas]

5. Whadaya mean?

He only made $36,945.8666666667 more than I did today and I'm retired. I'm pretty sure I've worked more and harder than he ever has.

Poor, poor pitiful mittens.

[Spazito]

6. Gosh, I am one of those 'soon to haves' Daniels talked about...

so I will keep checking my bank account for my status to change from "soon to" to "have". After all, if Mitt can do it while doing nothing, well, so should I!

[Motown_Johnny]

7. I thought it was $57K a day?

[rurallib]

13. there's a few hours left

Mitt works 24/hr/day

[Motown_Johnny]

14. money never sleeps

[Uben]

8. Fine, now your making fun of me for being poor!

No, it's not enough that I'm ugly, or that I stink, or that my socks have holes in them, but now I gotta be ridiculed for being poor, too? The last time I even saw a hundred dollar bill, Ben Franklin had short, black hair! I found a dime on the sidewalk yesterday and increased my wealth tenfold! Let's see Romney do that in one day! Harumph!

[JackintheGreen]

9. I have a pretty good change of making $200 tomorrow

That's almost $37K, right?

[notadmblnd]

11. didn't have a Dad who ran a car company that could leave me a starter gazillionair kit when he died

[ErikJ]

12. Pity the Billionaires

New book by Thomas Frank.
...As veteran cultural critic Thomas Frank recounts in his scathing new book Pity the Billionaire: The Hard-Times Swindle and the Unlikely Comeback of the Right (Metropolitan), the chaos didn’t lead to full-scale, pitchfork-waving condemnation of laissez-faire ideology in America, as it did during the Great Depression. Instead, in a bewildering turn, large swaths of American society reacted with renewed fervour for unregulated, free-wheeling capitalism.

[Ichingcarpenter]

15. My money is on a well deserved vacation.