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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDear DU:
My Husband fools around so much outside of our marriage that I don't know if my last child was his. What should I do?
Signed,
Freeper Lady
In memory of Ann Landers...
TexasTowelie
(112,125 posts)monmouth3
(3,871 posts)countryjake
(8,554 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)... if you still have the same mailman, you may have a problem.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)Then after you tell us how that one went, get a book on biology not approved of by Pat Robertson.
--Dan Landers
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myrna minx
(22,772 posts)he "advised" Nellie Belle that in order to have a handsome first born son, she'd need bury a potatoe in the back yard during a full moon and set a-light Dano Lander'erses' neighbor's unsightly storage shed and was debatably one foot over the property line. Some folks didn't think that was too helpful. It was an ugly shed, tho.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)myrna minx
(22,772 posts)Now it's time to take it easy and "fact check" the real news against what I may have invented.
Thanks for checking in on me.
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)thanks again for "spicing up my life" baby!
Summer Hathaway
(2,770 posts)"Two women in their late thirties moved in across the hall. They are both single, and seem to do everything together. I never see them with any dates or boyfriends. Do you think they're Lebanese?"
Whisp
(24,096 posts)so this one post can possibly save the whole thread from SoP rules. ha.
Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I cant afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any suggestions? M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.
Dear M.J.B.: Yes. Run for a public office.
Lone_Star_Dem
(28,158 posts)Both Abby and Landers were lifelong Democrats, BTW.
Just doing my part to meet the SOP of GD.
malaise
(268,931 posts)okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)opportunity for women like you. Never before have so many unrelegulated, untraceable weapons been for sale on the open market. Let your conscience be your guide.