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MadHound

(34,179 posts)
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:35 PM Jan 2013

Geez, after perusing DU, I find that I must be a close minded, small dicked, unintelligent dickhead,

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by Little Star (a host of the General Discussion forum).

After all, I live in a rural area, own a 4X$, have a pit bull and a few guns(thankfully no assault weapons, otherwise I'd be a real nut case).

Funny, I never noticed that before. Even funnier, I'm none of those things. Funniest yet, I'm probably more liberal than a lot of people making those assumptions.

DU can be a strange, funny place some days.

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Geez, after perusing DU, I find that I must be a close minded, small dicked, unintelligent dickhead, (Original Post) MadHound Jan 2013 OP
I've never seen anyone call you "small dicked" boston bean Jan 2013 #1
Don't let them get you down, MadHound. Octafish Jan 2013 #2
+1,000 n/t malaise Jan 2013 #23
Yeah, but do you eat meat thelordofhell Jan 2013 #3
I' m finding it less funny and more intolerant all the time. abq e streeter Jan 2013 #4
Where is the rural thing coming from? I keep seeing posts defending the fact that rural Squinch Jan 2013 #5
here... NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #10
I saw that, but it seemed to me to be a post that was defending the Squinch Jan 2013 #14
There was another thread that spawned that one. NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #15
Oh. I must have missed it. Whatever it was, I keep seeing reactions to it. Must have been a doozy Squinch Jan 2013 #18
Here. NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #19
Thank you so much for going looking for that one. I appreciate it! Squinch Jan 2013 #20
He cherry picks comments that fit his predetermined narrative(s) Moses2SandyKoufax Jan 2013 #16
Yesterday, (or the day before) Obama said that we should "listen to rural voices"... lumberjack_jeff Jan 2013 #17
Found that one too! NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #22
Heh! OP must be having a dilemma over this one. joshcryer Jan 2013 #35
The era of broadbrushing on DU is over. NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #6
So long as you don't take any of them to Olive Garden... Scootaloo Jan 2013 #7
I heard they perform circumcisions there! NutmegYankee Jan 2013 #11
I THOUGHT the calamari tasted funny! Scootaloo Jan 2013 #12
***That's*** just ***WRONG*** hootinholler Jan 2013 #36
Unfortunately there are too many close minded, small dicked, unintelligent dickheads.... Swamp Lover Jan 2013 #8
DUrec...nt SidDithers Jan 2013 #9
You Better Believe It!! nt msanthrope Jan 2013 #28
Aww, don't be modest... immoderate Jan 2013 #13
Hey MadHound...You're OK In My Book !!! WillyT Jan 2013 #21
Well, at least you know what issues to take to the therapist. MoonRiver Jan 2013 #24
Gee. I have always thought that about you, for other reasons than guns. nt bluestate10 Jan 2013 #25
It's sweet when a pit bull gives you kisses derby378 Jan 2013 #26
some of us aren't accustomed to pit bulls, 4x4s, and guns. Liberal_in_LA Jan 2013 #27
Ok who on DU has been checking out your equipment? muntrv Jan 2013 #29
Just keep educating. chowder66 Jan 2013 #30
I grew up in a small town. Kalidurga Jan 2013 #31
I know that some pit bulls have been made killers by their owners tavalon Jan 2013 #33
Yeah, it can tavalon Jan 2013 #32
Yeah but this bout has been dragging on hootinholler Jan 2013 #34
This message was self-deleted by its author Demo_Chris Jan 2013 #37
I must be a close minded, small dicked, unintelligent dickhead DJ13 Jan 2013 #38
If you are liberal, do you think no changes are needed in our gun laws? JDPriestly Jan 2013 #39
Just remember, women who drive SUV's are reptiles with small dicks and own AR15's DainBramaged Jan 2013 #40
All men have small dicks -- at least proportionately compared with barnacles FarCenter Jan 2013 #41
Required image... TeeYiYi Jan 2013 #42
I think it may be a lack of commonsense combined Smilo Jan 2013 #43
Don't be silly, your not unintelligent. crazyjoe Jan 2013 #44

boston bean

(36,931 posts)
1. I've never seen anyone call you "small dicked"
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:38 PM
Jan 2013

Octafish

(55,745 posts)
2. Don't let them get you down, MadHound.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:38 PM
Jan 2013

“Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” — Bernard Baruch

malaise

(296,106 posts)
23. +1,000 n/t
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:03 PM
Jan 2013

thelordofhell

(4,569 posts)
3. Yeah, but do you eat meat
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:40 PM
Jan 2013

That apparently would be the deal breaker here in the DU purity quiz...........

abq e streeter

(7,658 posts)
4. I' m finding it less funny and more intolerant all the time.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:40 PM
Jan 2013

And showing me to my profound sadness, that prejudiced attitudes, while mainly the province of the right wing, are unfortunately not exclusively so.

Squinch

(59,522 posts)
5. Where is the rural thing coming from? I keep seeing posts defending the fact that rural
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:41 PM
Jan 2013

people are as open minded and intelligent as urban people.

I have never seen the posts that suggested that rural people were not open minded or intelligent. Am I missing something?

NutmegYankee

(16,478 posts)
10. here...
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:47 PM
Jan 2013
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2272568

There was a few others, but I didn't post in them.

Squinch

(59,522 posts)
14. I saw that, but it seemed to me to be a post that was defending the
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:53 PM
Jan 2013

capabilities of rural people against some assumption that they didn't have capabilities.

I didn't see any posts suggesting that rural people didn't.

By the way, I thought that post was pretty silly in its generalities.

NutmegYankee

(16,478 posts)
15. There was another thread that spawned that one.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:54 PM
Jan 2013

I'll go look for it.

Squinch

(59,522 posts)
18. Oh. I must have missed it. Whatever it was, I keep seeing reactions to it. Must have been a doozy
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:55 PM
Jan 2013

Squinch

(59,522 posts)
20. Thank you so much for going looking for that one. I appreciate it!
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:59 PM
Jan 2013

Moses2SandyKoufax

(1,290 posts)
16. He cherry picks comments that fit his predetermined narrative(s)
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:55 PM
Jan 2013

in order to paint an entire message board in a negative light. Most of madhound's recent posts have consisted of self-pitying drivel that highlight his insecurities.

In this particular OP, madhound is seeking validation and sympathy from others.

 

lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)
17. Yesterday, (or the day before) Obama said that we should "listen to rural voices"...
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:55 PM
Jan 2013

... when considering gun legislation. Some DU'ers considered this a sellout because "rural"="white rednecks".

joshcryer

(62,536 posts)
35. Heh! OP must be having a dilemma over this one.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:44 PM
Jan 2013

On one hand the drone war president is defending him on the other... he's the drone war president who is a corporate shill and wants to sell out America.

NutmegYankee

(16,478 posts)
6. The era of broadbrushing on DU is over.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:41 PM
Jan 2013

Now we use spray paint guns!

 

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)
7. So long as you don't take any of them to Olive Garden...
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:43 PM
Jan 2013

NutmegYankee

(16,478 posts)
11. I heard they perform circumcisions there!
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:48 PM
Jan 2013
 

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)
12. I THOUGHT the calamari tasted funny!
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:50 PM
Jan 2013

hootinholler

(26,451 posts)
36. ***That's*** just ***WRONG***
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:50 PM
Jan 2013

Did you hear about the vet who did circumcisions?

Elephants paid the same but the tips were big.

 

Swamp Lover

(431 posts)
8. Unfortunately there are too many close minded, small dicked, unintelligent dickheads....
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:45 PM
Jan 2013

....giving us rural folks a bad name.

DU gives us an opportunity to set the record straight, other wise the world would think we are all Freepers.

There are quite a few DU'ers who mistakenly take rural, truck and gun owners for Freepers, but they do so at their own intellectual peril.

SidDithers

(44,333 posts)
9. DUrec...nt
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:46 PM
Jan 2013

Sid

 

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)
28. You Better Believe It!! nt
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:18 PM
Jan 2013
 

immoderate

(20,885 posts)
13. Aww, don't be modest...
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:53 PM
Jan 2013

Generalizations are funny like that. They're true except when they're not.

--imm

 

WillyT

(72,631 posts)
21. Hey MadHound...You're OK In My Book !!!
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 08:59 PM
Jan 2013







MoonRiver

(36,975 posts)
24. Well, at least you know what issues to take to the therapist.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:06 PM
Jan 2013

bluestate10

(10,942 posts)
25. Gee. I have always thought that about you, for other reasons than guns. nt
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:07 PM
Jan 2013

derby378

(30,262 posts)
26. It's sweet when a pit bull gives you kisses
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:07 PM
Jan 2013

Awwww, puppy! Good puppy! I know from first-hand experience that with a little love and patience, pit bulls can make terrific pets. Definitely not for small apartments, though. They need their space.

 

Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)
27. some of us aren't accustomed to pit bulls, 4x4s, and guns.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:08 PM
Jan 2013

muntrv

(14,505 posts)
29. Ok who on DU has been checking out your equipment?
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:18 PM
Jan 2013

chowder66

(12,243 posts)
30. Just keep educating.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:23 PM
Jan 2013

When I left metropolitan KCMO to come to L.A. 20 plus years ago all I got was the following;
Do you know Dorothy and Toto?
How many tornadoes have you been in?
Did you go cow tipping?
How big was the farm you lived on?
What do you do for fun when everything is flat?

You get the idea. Did it get on my nerves. Yup. But I just kept at it and I don't hear these things as much anymore. I find it pretty funny overall.

One of my nephews confuses people all the time. He wears cowboy boots and hat, comes from the country in Kansas but is a complete nerd. He calls himself a Sophisticated Red-Neck. He defies logic to those around him and I think that is terrific.

Transplanting to L.A. the other side of it was:

Did you come here to become an actor?
Are you in a band?
What field of entertainment are you here for?

None of the above. I was asked if I wanted to go to California and I said yes.

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)
31. I grew up in a small town.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:29 PM
Jan 2013

Well not really we lived on the edge of town. By on the edge I mean we were about 4 miles away. And that was a fairly small town, less than 1,000 I think. I am not sure it was in the 70's population is just under 3000, now. I love pit bulls, didn't always. But, I met a few and they are sweet dogs. If I drove I would like a pick up truck they are useful for hauling a lot of stuff. I just wish they were fuel efficient. I don't ever want to own a gun, I have no need for one. But, I don't make fun of people that do. I do however think gun nuts have a problem a huge problem there is no need to own numerous assault weapons.

I don't get the thing about dissing people who live down south or rural areas myself. Having grown up in such a place I can tell you the range in intellect is pretty much the same as in an urban area. Small towners can be just as open minded as anyone else, yet there is some culture shock when we move to larger cities, there just is, just like the other way around. If you go from a big city to a small town you will have an adjustment period, you just will. There is no way to prepare for it.

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
33. I know that some pit bulls have been made killers by their owners
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:41 PM
Jan 2013

But I've never run into one. I find the three pitbulls I know to be slobbery sweet who all love to lay that massive head/jaw on any willing lap. One of them is owned by a guy who has a special needs kiddo and I swear that dog is extra careful with her. I may be imagining it, but I do know that the man in question worships his daughter and loves his pit bull and wouldn't let that dog anywhere near her if he didn't have full confidence.

If I weren't allergic to them, pitbull would be on my list of dogs to have. As is, my options are limited to Poodle, Labradoodle (with papers and the correct enzyme bred in) and chihuahuas.

tavalon

(27,985 posts)
32. Yeah, it can
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:34 PM
Jan 2013

I never thought of you as anything but an ally.

hootinholler

(26,451 posts)
34. Yeah but this bout has been dragging on
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:43 PM
Jan 2013

I hear ya.

Response to MadHound (Original post)

DJ13

(23,671 posts)
38. I must be a close minded, small dicked, unintelligent dickhead
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:54 PM
Jan 2013

Hey, those are your most endearing qualities!



JDPriestly

(57,936 posts)
39. If you are liberal, do you think no changes are needed in our gun laws?
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:55 PM
Jan 2013

Or, if you think changes should be made, what would you suggest.

I agree with the President that gun laws should be decided locally.

I live in a city but have lived in the country. I understand why people in the country want guns, but here in the city, they are pretty useless for anything but sport. And if they are to be used for sport, they should be licensed, accounted for and locked up when not in use.

We have good police services. Our neighbors live right close to us. We just do not need a lot of weapons. The kids (read gang-members) get a hold of them, and wreak havoc on the streets. On streets right near me. On streets a few blocks from me.

We have small children, lots of them, living in our neighborhood. I really hate to think that a stray bullet could shatter a window and the lives of a family, a friend of mine.

What is your suggestion? We cannot prevent the gangs from getting guns when there are so many guns and so many people have them. We already have a gang injunction. It ensnares people who aren't in gangs. It is enforced, and the kids face serious consequences just for talking to friends on the streets. So the only criminals will have guns argument does not work. Our gang injunction should make gang shootings impossible. They don't. Any ideas?

DainBramaged

(39,191 posts)
40. Just remember, women who drive SUV's are reptiles with small dicks and own AR15's
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 09:56 PM
Jan 2013

that's today's meme from the rookies here.......


:wave:

 

FarCenter

(19,429 posts)
41. All men have small dicks -- at least proportionately compared with barnacles
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 10:01 PM
Jan 2013
Barnacles Go To Great Lengths To Mate

Compelled to mate, yet firmly attached to the rock, barnacles have evolved the longest penis of any animal for their size - up to 8 times their body length - so they can find and fertilize distant neighbours.


http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080206150703.htm

So unless your dick exceeds 8 times your height, you are not setting any records.

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)
42. Required image...
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 10:15 PM
Jan 2013


TYY

Smilo

(2,031 posts)
43. I think it may be a lack of commonsense combined
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 10:20 PM
Jan 2013

with the gut reaction/instinct to the many tragedies.

 

crazyjoe

(1,191 posts)
44. Don't be silly, your not unintelligent.
Mon Jan 28, 2013, 10:22 PM
Jan 2013
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