***** Official Superbowl Lighting Failure Joke Thread *****

[hootinholler]

The best I've heard so far is that it will take a week to rescue the people in the Superdome.

H/T to bigtree http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022306916#post3

What's yours?

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Lights, who needs light?

[rurallib]

2. heard the Niners were unable to score

while the Ravens were off the field.

[malaise]

3. Atman

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022307094#post5

[bigtree]

4. This

tweeted by, James Ledbetter ‏@ledbetreuters

This would never happen if the players had guns.

[OneGrassRoot]

6. lol n/t

[ProSense]

19. Yikes! n/t

[MichaelHarris]

5. The government forgot about New Orleans again.

Barack Obama hates black people.

[OneGrassRoot]

7. THAT is good! n/t

[Tx4obama]

8. I saw one on Twitter that said ...

Kayne will be coming out soon to announce the game is over Beyonce won.

[NYC_SKP]

9. One of Beyonce's anodes crossed polarity with one of her dancer's.

Kind of like getting jumper cables crossed, only worse....

Not a sexist joke....

[LiberalFighter]

13. Aren't the polarity of her anodes always crossed?

[MichaelHarris]

10. Fox News tweet

Benghazi!!!

[MichaelHarris]

11. Just think

of all the babies that are going to be born nine months from now in New Orleans.

[MichaelHarris]

12. Oops

[lordsummerisle]

24. LOL!

[Richard D]

14. Someone had to do it

[Initech]

15. I had this song stuck in my head the whole time:

[bobclark86]

16. Wow...

I haven't seen so many people in the dark at the Superdome since Katrina...

What's the difference between the Super Bowl and Katrina? When the lights go out during the Super Bowl, people don't change the channel.

Why do 4 out of 5 New Orleans residents prefer the power outage to Katrina? Because they won't need to fork over taxpayer dollars to renovate the fifth dead guy out of the bleachers.

[underpants]

17. Ghosts of New Orleans - people died in that building

[nolabear]

21. It will be gleefully added to city lore.

Gotta love it.

[hootinholler]

23. N.O. has a strong occult community

IIRC, the Dome is built on the site of a graveyard.

[ProSense]

18. If only the President had

approved those berms.

[HooptieWagon]

20. Apparently it was a BBE...

Beyonce Booty Eclipse.

[BarbaRosa]

22. Did they let Tim "The Toolman" Taylor in the control booth again?