General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBreaking: LAPD says to nuke Los Angeles from orbit, it's the only way to be sure they get him. n/t
pipoman
(16,038 posts)the San Andres fault with several bunker busters so as not to contaminate the rest of the country with fallout..
defacto7
(13,485 posts)Demonaut
(8,914 posts)alterfurz
(2,474 posts)The LAPD, FBI/BATF, and CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try
to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.
Then the FBI/BATF goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make
no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a rabbit!"
Junkdrawer
(27,993 posts)He's a MURDERER!!!111!!!!
Ian David
(69,059 posts)malaise
(268,944 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)have his derp.... I mean Manifesto to remember the hero by.