Fun thread: Who is the next pope?

[Dpm12]

This is kind of a game. Pretend you are the Vatican. Who is the 257th pope? Make it anybody famous who you want? He/she don't have to be Catholic either.

[JuniperLea]

1. Lemmy

Would be my first choice!

[brewens]

2. I couldn't post the pic but here's the FB link.

https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=4987929187376&set=a.1054813741948.2010729.1573975813&type=1&theater

[Brother Buzz]

3. In my mind, Father Guido Sarducci is eminently qualified

[FSogol]

5. Great minds think alike, I guess.

[Brother Buzz]

21. Catholic moral can only improve with "some misguided Marin county hot-tubber" running the show

[Liberal In Texas]

6. Has my vote....of course I'm not a cardinal.

Fr. Guido would be the best pope ever!

[SayWut]

13. How many Popes can you find in the pizza?

[LeftInTX]

29. Always thought his smoking added to his character - LOL

[FSogol]

4. Father Quido Sarducci

[riqster]

7. Giovanni Sicola

You know, "Popesi Cola".

[Siwsan]

8. Father Guido Sarducci??

He's been off of Saturday Night Live for so long, he might need the job

[kiva]

9. Father Jack Hackett

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[NoPasaran]

10. Rachel Maddow

[BainsBane]

11. It's coming to me . . . I feel a premonition

. . . he'll be dressed in red.

[Agschmid]

17. And wear a glittery hat... oh boy. n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Zoidberg!

per an image circulating on facebook.

[Dpm12]

14. LOL

Yeah, that's cool. Pope Zoidberg.
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[JI7]

15. since Kucinich is no longer in office

[Tikki]

16. Fred Armisen

Dude is multi-everything...represents.


Tikki

[Dpm12]

18. Do you watch

Portlandia?

[Tikki]

22. Yes...

Man is smart as a whip.

Tikki

[Demo_Chris]

19. Jerry Sandusky

[nolabear]

20. John Waters, who famously said:

"Every day I thank my mother for raising me Catholic, because sex is REALLY dirty!"

[Auggie]

23. Any dinosaur will do

[longship]

24. Might as well make the world a more interesting place.

1. Joe Pesci! -- He doesn't fuck around. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

2. Steve Buscemi -- Guess what guys! It's time to embrace the horror.

3. Noomi Rapace -- She would put an end to predatory priests pretty damned quickly. However, if she was in character, I think the solution might involve a desert island and a nuclear weapon.

4. Bill Paxton -- Game over, man! Game over!

[Betsy Ross]

25. Bono nt

[u4ic]

26. Sister Rosa Refried!

The RCC will finally leap into the 20th century! (100 years late...but...better late than never...)

[Teamster Jeff]

27. I say get someone with prior experience

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[cherokeeprogressive]

30. Nobody Special the First. n/t

[white_wolf]

31. "Always two there are. No more, no less. A Master and an Apprentice."

With Darth Sidious gone that makes Darth Vader is the new Dark Lord of the Sith.

[politicat]

32. Paul Farmer.

Canon law states only a male Catholic -- need not be a priest nor celibate nor unmarried.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Farmer

[Blue4Texas]

33. Scalia, he already likes hats LOL