Look what lives in New Jersey

[BainsBane]

and no, it's not Chris Christie





It's meant to be some sort of lamprey, but I have trouble believing it isn't the result of a toxic chemical dump.

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/51051/alien-like+creature+pulled+from+new+jersey+area+an+internet+sensation/

[Brickbat]

1. Lampreys are freaky as hell and don't need any toxic chemicals in the water to achieve their

level of WTF.

[BainsBane]

3. I googled them

and now my skin is crawling.

[Angry Dragon]

2. Has the mouth of a republican

[BainsBane]

4. This one?

[Angry Dragon]

6. yes

[LeftInTX]

5. They're invading Michigan and Wisconsin

So, they're Republicans

[demmiblue]

7. It looks like a mini Shai-Hulud. n/t

[NoPasaran]

8. That is one ugly dog!

[dimbear]

9. I think that might be the Jersey Devil's cousin. n/t