(Tabloid) - George W. Bush suffering Alzheimer's. The Pope only weeks to live.

[Lithos]

Saw this at the supermarket tonight.

Ok, stupid, unreliable source (fictional source). However, I figured people would appreciate the entertainment value.

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/257464/george-w-bush-alzheimers-disease-sufferer.html

[Kalidurga]

1. I predicted GW having Alzheimer's months ago...

I think the retired pope might be to evil to die though.

[woodsprite]

11. Yeah, the Pope and Cheney - both too evil to croak. n/t

[Terra Alta]

2. I wouldn't wish Alzheimer's on anyone.

Not even Dumbya. I'd rather see him in prison for war crimes, with a sound mind so he'd have to think about what he has done.

ETA -- the thought of him painting nude pictures of himself really creeps me out!

[Tagish_Charlie]

5. Seeing Dubya in prison

with a sound mind is a noble dream. Sadly, Dubya has NEVER had a sound mind!

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. Shrub has put enough chemicals in his brain to fry it.

So would not necessarily be Alzheimer's.....wet brain will do.

[backscatter712]

12. Bush is a psychopath. He'll never, ever, be the least bit sorry for the people he killed.

He thinks it's funny. You can throw him in a Supermax and give him all the time to think in the world. You can't give a psychopath empathy.

He's Hannibal Lector, without the intelligence.

[Blue4Texas]

13. W is a narcist, in love with himself

[Ian David]

3. That's not Alzheimer's. Not a single Republican remembers anything about the Bush pResidency, either

[hay rick]

8. Mass amnesia. Noticed that during the Romney campaign. nt

[PDJane]

4. The drunk Camilla insulting Kate wouldn't shock me, nor that bush is suffering from dementia.

If the pope is going to die, however, I suspect will have the hand of man somewhere.

[jerseyjack]

9. Camilla's hot. Who else could have inspired Charles being overheard

in a cell phone conversation telling her he would like to be reincarnated as her tampon.

[PDJane]

14. Camilla is not hot. Charles is not hot.

However, I suspect Camilla has what used to be called 'du chien' or animal magnetism.

[Swede Atlanta]

6. My toughts

(1) Camilla insults Kate - very possibly true. I think Camilla secretly wants Liz to croak or do as the Queen of the Netherlands recently did and abdicate in favor of Charles. I think she is very concerned that Liz will hang on and possibly even survive Charles and the throne will pass to William or when Liz does step down she will abdicate in favor of William. I don't know if that is even possible with the British law of succession. Perhaps it will always pass to Charles unless he refuses and then it passes to William.

(2) Bush has Alzheimer's - not a laughing matter. My father passed away last year after years with dementia/Alzheimer's. The last 5 years of his life he couldn't speak or recognize any of us. Having said that I think Bush was suffering from stupidity when he selected Darth Cheney as his running mate and surrounded himself with the devil's spawn. He hasn't been right in his head his entire life.

(3) Pope's life expectancy short - this is entirely possible. I have noticed he has looked very frail the past couple of years (not that I watch him all that often). Despite being a horrible evil man I wish him well in his "retirement" however long that may be. I'm sure Satan has a special cauldron waiting for him given his complicity in the pedophilia cover-up in the church, his hatred of the LGBT community and his outspoken disdain for women. Maybe he had a thing going with the altar boy. Who knows.

[jerseyjack]

10. That's the sad part. There ain't no hell. Nor heaven.

[SmileyRose]

15. Ya never know - we live in a time when Comedian Jon Stewart is reliable news.

A pathetic state of affairs when tabloids and comedians are more reliable than CNN.