Ohio Man Says Image Of Jesus Appears In Bird Dropping

[The Straight Story]

Ohio Man Says Image Of Jesus Appears In Bird Dropping



CLEVELAND - A northern Ohio man has posted an online video claiming that a bird dropping on his windshield looks like Jesus.

Jim Lawry of Brooklyn, Ohio, made the video.

Lawry said he had all of him family and friends check out the spot, and they were amazed.


http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2013/02/25/cleveland-man-sees-image-of-jesus.html

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1. holy shit!

[truebrit71]

2. Holy shit!!!

[sakabatou]

3. Looks like Pinochio to me

But, Jesus in a piece of droppings? BWAHAHAH!

[peace13]

4. Wow, I better go check myself into the hospital...

I see him too. It's either Jesus or Mr. Ed! Not sure!

[Skinner]

5. Here's the video

[Politicalboi]

31. We need to find the "Artist"

Call Dick Dastardly and his dog Mutely to catch the pigeon. We could have him squeeze out more Jesus images and make a fortune.

[OldDem2012]

6. Brothers and sisters! Take this Holy Bird Poop and slap it on your forehead and be HEALED!!.....

[snooper2]

7. that's a manta ray

LOL,

dude needs to get his animals straight

[Ikonoklast]

23. Heretic.

It's a Horseshoe Crab.

The blind man that Jesus sent to wash at the Pool of Siloam could see that.



Duh.

[mike_c]

8. whoa, cosmic....

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Wow...there is psychology at play here

[hatrack]

10. Nope, sorry, DEFINITELY a Siberian Husky!

Maybe a Malamute, but that's as far as I will ever bend!

[sinkingfeeling]

11. I agree, looks much more like a dog than any human. And how does this genius know

what Jesus looked like?

[Kingofalldems]

15. Yes, does look like a dog. A yellow lab was my first thought.

[immoderate]

16. I saw a dog face too.

--imm

[Enrique]

37. that's exactly what I saw

Siberian Husky.

[Journeyman]

12. Looks like a Border Collie sucking on a pacifier . . .

I'll have to pass on the worship and such.

[MoonRiver]

25. Hey guys, remember dog spelled backwards is god.

I just know that is a sign!

[arcane1]

13. Question: what is the white stuff in bird poop?

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Answer: that's bird poop too

(courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut)

[pipoman]

14. It does look like jesus..

[Journeyman]

29. Very funny. . .

[Uben]

17. This is highly unremarkable.........

......I frequently see an image of Dick Cheney when I look into the toilet.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. So, what does that make the bird who dropped Jesus?

[The Straight Story]

19. A stork? (nt)

[Initech]

20. Holy shit!!!!!!!

[NYC_SKP]

21. Nope. That's a Yellow Labrador. Cute thing...

[Agnosticsherbet]

22. Looks like Charles Manson n/t

[MoonRiver]

24. I see a woodpecker.

Coincidence or perpetrator?

[LibertyLover]

26. It looks like one of those funky things in medieval paintings

that ancient astronauts theorists like to claim are UFOs. Has the individual who is claiming this apparition experienced any missing time lately?

[rdharma]

27. Rorschach inkblot test......... I see a naked woman! nt

[LeftInTX]

28. Why does the media cover these stories?

[Dpm12]

30. I guess it is okay

to say "HOLY SHIT!" after all

[liberal N proud]

32. Holy bird droppings

[woo me with science]

33. It's a lion.

It even has a mane.

[MFM008]

34. I knew it was only a matter of time

before someone saw Jesus in poo. Actually it looks like a horse.
Maybe because of all the horse meat going around...

[hobbit709]

35. And what would be the religious significance of Jesus appearing in a pile of bird shit?

[LiberalFighter]

36. He is one of those buckeyes with a loose nut.

[subterranean]

38. Are you sure this isn't from The Onion?

If it isn't, it should be.

[Javaman]

39. My first question is: why is he looking at bird droppings? nt

[Ilsa]

40. One normally doesn't see a "portrait" with a mouth

open wide like that unless ______ is about to occur.

(play your own version of The Match Game here.)

[Gorp]

41. Yeah, Jesus is always using bird shit to promote his image.

[lindysalsagal]

42. So, was it a warning to N. Ohio, or an award?

If I lived there, I'd be seriously wondrin.......