PICK-A-POPE

[Segami]

Who's on the short list to fill St. Peter's sandals?

With scandal and change hitting the Catholic Church from every direction, maybe it's time for a . . . change. See what the hierarchy at the Vatican is up to and find out who is most unfit to be the new pope! Stay up-to-date with the latest animation!

[sofa king]

1. I predict... an old white guy who speaks Latin.

And if you think that's not obvious enough, I'll go even further and guess that the guy has been a part of (or runs) the Vatican's intelligence agency, and he's as clean on the kiddie front as those guys can be.

The next Pope is going to have the same job George H. W. Bush did when he ran the CIA: destroy all incriminating evidence of past crimes, excommunicate everyone who dared draw attention to those crimes, and find a way for his people to keep committing those crimes, with less disclosure and visibility.

[Jack Sprat]

2. No, no pope.

Refuse to pick. No telling where he's been or what's on his mind.

[backscatter712]

3. My prediction...

Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings...

[Wolf Frankula]

4. And he will take the name George Ringo

It's about time.

Wolf