Mitt & Ann Romney: America's Most UNLIKEABLE 1% Couple To Explain Again HOW HARD It Is To Be Them

[Segami]

Look, Ann. You can almost see our relevance from here........

Oh, goody. Just when we were all about to forget how unbelievably unlikable Mitt and Ann Romney are, they're back!
In an interview with Chris Wallace, airing this weekend on Fox News Sunday, Mitt explains what a downer it is to come off the "roller coaster" thrill of humiliating himself repeatedly during the 2012 election, and as for Ann? Well, you remember how she helped her husband lose by explaining to you people—you Latino people, you lady people, you poor people—how stupid you are if you don't vote for her husband. Who can forget what a convincing selling point that was?

“In our church, we’re used to serving and you know, you can be in a very high position, but you recognize you’re serving,” she said. “And now all of a sudden, you’re released and you’re nobody. And we’re used to that. It’s like we came and stepped forward to serve. And you know, the other part of it was an amazing thing, and it was really quite a lot of energy and a lot of passion and a lot of — a lot of people around us and all of a sudden, it was nothing.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/03/mitt-and-ann-romney-break-silence-since-election-88280.html

Waaaaaaah! It is just so, so hard to be nobody, to be irrelevant, to be completely unimportant. Will the trials and tribulations of being Ann Romney never end? First, she and Mitt had to struggle as a young couple to get by on nothing but his daddy's money, and then she had a horse everyone made fun of, and now this? Now they've been forced to return to their little lives of irrelevance? Oh, it is so terribly hard to be them.


Thank American Jesus that the Romneys' oh-so-humble service—hey, did you know the Romneys have humbly served in their church and also given tons and tons of money, but humbly?—prepared them for being nobodies.




http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/03/01/1190746/-America-s-most-unlikable-1-percent-couple-to-explain-again-how-hard-it-is-to-be-them

[tblue]

1. Po thangs.

[Kalidurga]

2. You can go away now Ann...

You were funny for a time, but now your act is just old.

[Kennah]

26. Ann hasn't been funny since SNL was funny

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

3. If Mitt and Ann want to give me an audience, I could show them how hard it really is

to be me. I could show them through examples that being them really isn't all that bad, financially speaking of course, and that if they were able to pick up a hobby they might be able to fill some of that "humble time" and pick up some real-world skills in the process.

And I would be able to do that and more for a mere one million dollars.

I could also show them how hard it is to be you and you and you, my fellow DUers, for an additional sum; paid for by the Romney's of course.

Once they realize that after parting with a few million dollars really hasn't hurt their bottom line then they will start to see the wisdom of RDO.

[upaloopa]

4. In all my 66 years I have never seen such

a lying piece of shit as Mit Romney. Man, I can't stand him. Bush had more to like than Romney and Bush really sucked.

[closeupready]

5. Pathetic couple. Thank GAWD they lost.

What a nightmare it would have been had they won.

[samsingh]

17. i know

[Kennah]

27. On a happy note, it shows just out dyfunctional and out of touch the GOP has grown

[patrice]

6. What they're serving is their piece of that $900 trillion in global financial assets OUT THERE.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/27/opinion/republicans-must-bridge-the-income-gap.html?hp&_r=2&

They're here now BECAUSE they failed last year at a hostile takeover to monopolize the American portion of that $900 trillion BUBBLE and they'd like Republicans to back them in a try to corner it again, in whatever fire-sale that results from the damage that austerity does to the American economy . . .

or something like that.

[joeybee12]

7. They're despicable, but I gotta say, I like Ann's dress...

Probably cost more than I make a year, though.

[one_voice]

8. They are two of the most...

unlikeable people.

I don't mean to be superficial but that dress

[Siwsan]

9. I heard a clip from that interview - it sounded poorly scripted and rehearsed

And very superficially performed. Forget the Stepford Wives - this is the ultimate Stepford Couple

[Initech]

10. Hey Ann you're not first lady. Now go away.

[Arkana]

11. Yes, Mitt, we're sure

that you were so bummed that you got to go home to one of your 30 houses and swim in a big vault of money like Scrooge McDuck.

[noiretextatique]

12. cry me a river

[pansypoo53219]

13. all that moolah, and that is what she buys? how much WAS that muumuu?

[11 Bravo]

14. I would be happy to explain to Mitt how humping a ruck in combat is slightly ...

more difficult than riding a bicycle around France trying to convince people to stop drinking wine.

[Euphoria]

15. As always, the two have great timing

with their latest 'travails' being released during the early-daze of the Sequestration.

Maybe it'll be a sequel to the 47% solo act or monologue.
But this time it's a two-character...what, tragedy?
Ah, the theater! Ah, the stage! Ah, the attention!
Ah, American 'politics'!

(Sorry, I went for 4-Ah's!!)

[spanone]

16. i shit the romneys

[Segami]

19. LOL! Here, here!

[Blanks]

18. I never realized just how out of touch they are...

Who wears a wristwatch in this day and age?

[siligut]

30. Looks like an altimeter watch

Probably so he can make sure he isn't too high when he decides to open his jet windows.

[Blanks]

31. Could be...

but I've heard a jet is never too high to open a window.

[treestar]

20. Where are the tax returns?

Awww, we people feel so bad.






And the second section:

[Pancho Schneider]

21. Them two and Kim Kardashian

Can't stand them.

[smirkymonkey]

22. Oh, Christ!

They are just more than pathetic.

[ThomThom]

23. and they probably aren't really looking at anything

just a set up for the shoot, they are in a dead end ally
"oh look dear poor people on that yacht"

[KG]

24. ...

[Snarkoleptic]

25. Selling books is hard too...

:large

[Kennah]

29. The True Menace conceals The Phantom Menace

[Kennah]

28. Will Chris Wallace get the car elevator tour?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

32. "stepped forward to serve" = clawed their way to the top with lies, deceit and $50million plus...

.... of personal wealth spent

[ecstatic]

33. To watch or not to watch...

That is the question I loathe them but I can't look away. LMAO!