Loud, arrogant, blovating loser,

[MoonRiver]

just STFU already! He's talked longer than anybody else. ASSHOLE.

[rustydog]

1. Let me guess...Newt?

If ol' Newtered loses another, he'll have a grand excuse for another mistress.

[MoonRiver]

3. You got it.

Who else would fit that description?

[Shankapotomus]

10. Rush Limbaugh? (nt)

[JohnnyRingo]

5. I believe he's 78 now

It's safe to say that he's finally settled down with his true love. LOL

[MoonRiver]

6. And don't forget she

"lets him do what he wants" (with other women). The perfect little couple.

[JohnnyRingo]

7. Oops, I checked and he's "only" 68

A lifetime of wild DC philandering does wonders for a man, doesn't it?

[MoonRiver]

8. I didn't catch that either.

He sure looks and acts like a degenerate old geizer.

[malaise]

2. Unfuckingbelieveable

You'd never believe he just lost by a distance.

Off the wall - one mention away from going to the lunar bar

Freaking perfect description

[MoonRiver]

4. Did you hear him say that FL represented how people are going to pick the Repug nominee.

Er, oops, Newtie, you lost! Hello.

[malaise]

9. That was hilarious

Newt is not playing with a full deck