caption?

[kpete]

[bigtree]

1. "Oh Beautiful . . ."

"You have killed my love. You used to stir my imagination. Now you don't even stir my curiosity. You simply produce no effect. I loved you because you were marvellous, because you had genius and intellect, because you realised the dreams of great poets and gave shape and substance to the shadows of art. You have thrown it all away. You are shallow and stupid."

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[HopeHoops]

2. "Fuck, I've got one hair out of place again."

[madmom]

3. which one is the painting?

[Motown_Johnny]

4. "The paint is made from the tears of poor children"

or

"Dorian Gray had the right idea"


Maybe


"Is the implied halo from the picture frame behind my head obvious enough?"

[SeattleVet]

5. "Study in 2 dimensions"

It's easy - just take an empty suit and paint on a head and hands.

[Whisp]

6. the composition on that thing sucks

same as for the portrait.

[Life Long Dem]

7. “I’m also unemployed.”

[pacalo]

8. Two still-life portraits.