Okay, I'm taking one for the team. Sarah's up at CPAC.

[nolabear]

Intro by a young, cute woman whose first statement is that she's a member of the NRA. About Sarah, "She's a strong, but feminine leader..."

AAAAAAND we're off!

[OneGrassRoot]

1. LOL...

keep 'em coming, nolabear!!!

[nolabear]

2. Wait...that's not Sarah! Oh Jesus, Ted Cruz is up defending her before she speaks.

I'm not sure WHICH one of them is lying down with a dog. And OMG it's all about girls and guns!

[brewens]

56. I can't believe the NRA lets her anywhere near a stage where they talk about guns.

Not after that episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska where she didn't even load and carry her own rifle. I mean WTF? You'd thin someone would have clued her ina little on that one and at least had her fake it. I have a Republican gun nut buddy that just hates her, mostly because of that show.

Can you even imagine if that had been a Democrat woman running for office? FOX "News" and hate radio would have been all over her for being poser!

[tridim]

3. Cruz likes her because she shoots grizzlies.

I can't wait until Cruz scandals out, wipe that smug face off his head.

[House of Roberts]

4. Cruz got it backwards

the media drives Sarah 'bat crap crazy', by ignoring her!

[nolabear]

5. Apparently Sarah's their way of convincing people that a woman CAN be an asshole.

I'll bet she thinks this is her comeback.

OMG are those leather pants? Girl, PLEASE...

[gateley]

7. She was probably influenced by Ann Romney's Biker Babe ensemble on Leno.

I can't stand the thought that she's still getting any press. This sounds awful, but I'm waiting for the day when all the money is gone and she has to apply for public assistance. She brings out the hateful in me.

[Cooley Hurd]

20. She is vile.

...and I'm sure she prays for POTUS's assassination daily. She's THAT much of a freak.

[gateley]

22. She really is an ugly human being -- like Cheney.

[TheCowsCameHome]

30. Unlike Palin, at least we know that Cheney has a heart

althought he had to steal it from someone else and doesn't know how to use it.

[malaise]

26. ROFL

Too good

[Cooley Hurd]

6. nolabear, we all owe you one...

I don't think my laptop would survive the entire viewing.

[nolabear]

8. OOOWEE that woman loves the spotlight. Second Amendment! Second Amendment!

OMG...she's equating bullets killing with forks making us fat. AND an immediate seque into "Background checks? What about the president's?"

[nolabear]

9. Predictable media bash. Equating Obama with reality TV. She should know.

[Cooley Hurd]

10. Is Churchy Spice wearing a Star of David necklace?

...and who paid for her clothes?

(on edit: the witless Alex Witt broke away for her speech )

[ChisolmTrailDem]

12. Yup, Star of David present and accounted for. eom

[nolabear]

17. I wondered that too. It sure as hell looks like one.

[tanyev]

11. Bqhatevwr.

[OneGrassRoot]

13. "it's just making noise"...

Gawd, she's loathesome.

The Queen of Word Salad.

[cali]

14. I want to leap through the TV set and....

She is appalling. Appallingly hateful. Appallingly dishonest. Appallingly stupid. Appallingly hypocritical. She is a steaming pile of stinking dog shit.

[Cooley Hurd]

15. Dog shit throughout the land demands an apology!

[nolabear]

16. She's less effective now that everyone in the party's a drama queen.

[House of Roberts]

18. She must be reading this from a teleprompter.

Her hands don't have ink on them.

[nolabear]

19. Okay so far it's point free. Just bashing.

Bashing is SO easy.

[nolabear]

21. Why is the entire GOP suddenly in love with Margaret Thatcher? Because she's a woman?

Is that what they've got? LOL Sarah, "Amen Sister! We could use a Maggie today!" Yeah. They were like THAT.

[malaise]

32. Because she like Ronnie the beloved

Has dementia and is as clueless as the rest of ReTHUGs

[nolabear]

23. OMG she just made a boob joke about herself!

"For Christmas he got the rifle, I got the rack." AIEEEEE!!! But they stood up.

[siligut]

29. Is it a new rack?

She seems to be morphing into the barbie doll physique.

[TheCowsCameHome]

53. See if her dress has "Dupont" on it, like a NASCAR race car.

[99Forever]

24. I admire your courage and strong stomach.

Couldn't handle it myself.

[nolabear]

25. All right. I'm secure in the knowledge that they got nuthin'.

She's delusional. 1950s delusional. And proud of it. "There are no African American issues, no women's issues, only American issues." I'm sure they think that's true. It ain't. They don't believe it.

[nolabear]

27. Prophylactics? She's against prophylactics?

Some crazy thing about free Obama phones and prophylactics? (which she couldn't pronounce). Couldn't say "conglomerates" either. They are really quite bad at this. It sounds just the same.

[benld74]

28. DONT DO IT!!!

[nolabear]

31. "The last thing we need is Washington DC vetting our candidates!"

Orlly?

[House of Roberts]

35. That would be those Karl Rove candidates

right?

[siligut]

37. WTF? She is communicating that they are a small, righteous group against the gubment

[siligut]

33. Did she really say they don't need DC vetting their candidates?

And the architect conspiracy theory line got applause? This is crazy town.

[House of Roberts]

34. Most of her best points

will be easily used against Republican policies. I can't wait for the transcript.

[nevergiveup]

36. May the gods bless you!

There is no greater calling than taking one for the team and this is a really really bad one. You will likely need therapy after this so I personally will start a therapy fund for you. Just say the word.

[nolabear]

57. I AM a therapist. I've had therapy like you wouldn't believe. Hence the ROTFL at Sarah.

[nolabear]

38. Seriously, though, how on earth does she stand up there and pretend the GOP is about the little guy?

She's getting lots of applause over a scrambled mix of drones and White House tours and the Muslim Brotherhood. You have to give it to her speechwriters, they can fling it fast and furious!

[Wounded Bear]

48. They are.....of course, to them.....

the 'little guy' is someone who "only" makes $10mill per.

[nolabear]

39. Okay that 's done. Everyone's all excited. Poor thing she's going to think this is for real.

I'm out!

[swayne]

40. THAT WAS A WEAK SPEECH, even for Sarah Palin.

She's done.

"Poof begone. You have no influence here...."

[Faygo Kid]

41. Run, Sarah, run!

No chance, of course, that the grifter will do anything other than fleece the rubes and feed them red meat, and that's exactly what she's doing - even going birther.

[siligut]

42. Steve Crowder, "I am so tired of people using religion for political gain"

It is opposite day at the GOP CPAC.

[Whisp]

43. ugh. the less I hear of that asshole the better.

why did I look?

why? why!!!

[siligut]

45. Phyllis Schlafly just called Romney a loser

That was worth it for me

[Whisp]

46. lol. That's like a really good punchline to a joke.

for real?

[siligut]

50. For real and people applauded

It was meant to put the blame off party politics and onto the individuals.

But damn and she just called them a bunch of losers again, at least she didn't single out Mitt, but I believe she is going to feel some backlash for that, Mitt has a huge ego.

[John Mckinnon]

44. CPAC losers.

After seeing the speakers for CPAC, I'd have to say this is the biggest group of losers since Rush Limbaughs last book signing.

[livetohike]

51. Welcome to DU!

[John Mckinnon]

54. Thank you. It's good to be here.

[TheCowsCameHome]

52. Clowns Posing As Conservatives.

[femmocrat]

47. I could stand it only so long...

When she compared the Obama administration to a "bad reality show," I wondered if she was talking about herself and her family! Pot, meet kettle! LOL

[John Mckinnon]

49. Sarah Palin

I can't believe she was able to write that whole speech on her hand. Did anyone notice her looking up her sleeve?

[JohnnyLib2]

55. Gotta confess: I like having her around.

Really, she's incomparable, the only reality show worth watching. Expanding boundaries, reaching new depths, sending forth generations of TMZ celebs. Go, Sarah, go!