Just heard on MSNBC: "If Joe Biden is a gaffe machine what is Mitt Romney?"

[think]

[The Wielding Truth]

1. Good question. I'd compare Romney to a pinwheel. Simple petty vacuous spin.

[Motown_Johnny]

2. a gaffe assembly line

[zbdent]

3. bribing the media?

They have to pay for the turd polish somehow ...

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. The Large Hadron Collider

that searches for extra dimensions in political stupidity and bullshit.

[Obamacare]

5. Only these aren't gaffes by Mittens

He doesn't consider his words to be gaffes, just the truth as Mittens sees it.

[librechik]

6. A Plastic Fantastic Foot in the Mouth ENGINE

[HopeHoops]

7. Mittnes IS the gaffe.