Witnesses: Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window

[Paul E Ester]

Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while driving. News Channel 11 had the only reporter in court for Thursday's preliminary hearing in Kingsport.

"I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck," witness Deborah Sturgill said.

"It seems that every victim would tell the same story. But I knew all the victims did not know each other," Kingsport Police Detective Terry Christian said.

Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same - Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. The cops got him coming and going this time.

He's done.

[calimary]

4. OMG!!! ROFL!!!

[840high]

26. heehee

[Laffy Kat]

45. Think it will stand-up in court? nt

[SharonAnn]

53. I just love living in Tennessee. Stuff like this happens all the time.

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. Uuugh

I posted a jokey response here before reading the article. I didn't realize there were actual victims here, so I'm editing away that joke. This isn't the least bit funny. Dude's a predator.

[Ms. Toad]

47. Thanks! n/t

[lindysalsagal]

3. And yet, if you proposed this storyline on any TV sit-com, it would get rejected.

Sometimes my heart goes out to TV writers: Real human morons will always come up with better material.

[Bucky]

5. two questions: 1) What does she mean by "he exited very quickly"?

2) If he can sit in the driver's seat AND hang his willy out the window at the same time, why the hell isn't he making a fortune in the porn industry?

[BootinUp]

6. holy shit! that's creative I'll give him that. Dangerous as hell though, lol.nt

[immoderate]

7. 90 mph is 132 feet per second.

Something doesn't ring right.

--imm

[BootinUp]

12. I've never tried the manuever lol

but it doesn't strike me as impossible.

[immoderate]

14. Sure. But how could there be witnesses?

When a car goes by you at ninety, what can you see?

--imm

[BootinUp]

15. I've found that people accelerate to close to the same

speed as passing cars all the time. Sounds like there was a little of that, also he would sort of chase them down to do his thing.

[Capt.Rocky300]

8. I'm confused about a few things..........

We're the ladies doing 90 mph too? And how do you keep your hand on the steering wheel, your foot on the gas pedal, and hang your genitals out the window at any speed, much less 90? This guy must be a hell of a contortionist.

[RKP5637]

29. Either that or in a jeep. So, they must have been keeping up with him ... n/t

[Capt.Rocky300]

38. I have a jeep.....

I don't think it could get to 90!!!!

[RKP5637]

41. LOL! You could try for 60!

[PD Turk]

31. cruise control?

that would be my guess, he bumped up the cruise so he could take his foot off the gas and sit up on a knee on the seat?

[Capt.Rocky300]

37. You put more thought into it than me......

....and you're probably right. But still, pretty disgusting.

[CincyDem]

9. You just can't make this chit up. n/t

[TwilightGardener]

10. How do you drive, masturbate, and hang your junk out a car window

all at the same time? Color me disgusted, but a little impressed.

[WinkyDink]

20. Don't forget the WAVING!

[TwilightGardener]

24. He would need at least three hands, then.

Like I said, impressive.

[RKP5637]

33. Big mirrors???

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Well, not texting and shaving while eating a bowl of chili might free your hands up a bit.

[Spider Jerusalem]

40. Cruise control?

[NV Whino]

11. This is truly a thread that is worthless without pictures

I'm having a lot of difficulty visualizing this. Not that I really want to.

[Paul E Ester]

18. police reenactment

[NV Whino]

44. Yikes!

Is it too late to edit my post?

[bluedigger]

13. The logistics involved are difficult to accept.

Somebody is going to have to provide video or reenact the behavior for me to believe it in its entirety.

[BootinUp]

16. Might cost you

lol.

[bluedigger]

21. Well, I could take the doors off the Jeep...

Not so sure about driving it 90mph while 'bating, though....

[Left Coast2020]

17. I guess thats the long and short of it.

[ashling]

19. I noticed this story today, but I wasn't gonna' touch it

but I hadn't seen the video.

[MNBrewer]

22. His genitals must be enormous to have them hanging out the window

while driving 90 MPH. like a 3 foot long cock and a ball sack to match.

[Paul E Ester]

25. Something Like this

[MNBrewer]

27. Reminds me of

[VanillaRhapsody]

43. Now I have seen everything....a one legged bald guy in a wiener mobile!

[Warren DeMontague]

50. Aha!

That's where all the stolen copper wire has been going!

[WinkyDink]

23. Vice-mayor.

[kestrel91316]

28. I find this hard to believe. It sounds physically impossible.

[duffyduff]

30. He definitely put the "vice" in Vice-Mayor. n/t

[BootinUp]

32. +1!

[steve2470]

34. an Onion-worthy headline to be sure lol nt

[Recovered Repug]

35. There once was a man from Boston,

Who bought himself an Austin.
He had room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out so he lost them.

[cbrer]

39. This is logistically difficult

Just imagining the equipment required!

[JeffHead]

42. I just drove through Tennessee last week...

I thought all that stuff on my windshield was bird shit. Now I almost feel violated.

[MrScorpio]

46. I guess that it was the only way that he could get off after missing his exit nt

[Initech]

48. Well maybe he wanted to get pulled over.

[Warren DeMontague]

49. And to think, that's 630 in dog mph.

[Oilwellian]

51. This exact thing happened to me several years ago

I was driving from Virginia to Nashville, TN, alone, and was on one of those long, no cars visible stretches of road, and saw a black pickup truck enter the expressway. I was in the fast lane doing 80mph, and he very quickly caught up to me and stayed even with me for quite some time. After about 3 or 4 minutes of trying to ignore him, I finally looked over to see who this asshole was, and it was then I realized I was dealing with one sick puppy on the road. His hips were jacked up to window level and he was masturbating furiously, while going 80 mph. All of his manhood could be seen above the rolled down window. It was the damnest thing I'd ever seen. I immediately took out my cell phone and made sure he could see I was dialing a number, and just as the lady said in her testimony, he made a quick exit off of the expressway. Never could get his license number and would bet he still stalks women on this very rural part of the road. He certainly seemed like an old hand at it.

[Rex]

52. I rate this up there with the penis pump judge

fella. Get some help.

[Coyotl]

54. I don't recommend doing this at over 55 MPH

You might get a speeding ticket

[Warren DeMontague]

57. It's nice to see that someone still cares about safety.

[TheCowsCameHome]

55. Imagine if his dog had jumped on the power window button...........

[TheManInTheMac]

56. If you're behind him, better hope you've got a full tank of washer fluid.

[slackmaster]

58. I am unable to visualize how that would be physically possible.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

59. Has he gotten an offer from Cirque de Soleil yet? Or, America's Stupidest Home Videos?