Want sexy own-the-beach summer legs?

[Emit]

Love this!

[kestrel91316]

1. I haven't had own-the-beach legs for over 20 years, lol.

I have only recently decided if people don't like how my legs look in a skirt or shorts, they can look somewhere else.

"Those are spider veins, dude. Deal with it."

[BainsBane]

2. for years I heard about how I was too pale

my legs especially, which never tan. Fuck it. I'm Casper's sister. Deal.

[freshwest]

4. My legs are always pale. Because I wear jeans all year long. At the beach, too. Haha!

No one will ever get the chance see my legs, LOL!

[CrispyQ]

17. I'm everyone's best friend in the summer,

cuz I make even the palest person look tan.

[shanti]

22. exactly

i could give two shits about what someone thinks about my pale, unshaven legs, and i'm in california, the home of the perpetual tan. tans are way overrated!

[LittleBlue]

3. Please shave

Please

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

5. I love hairy legs,

OK, I love body hair...

Thanks for the post.

[defacto7]

6. I'm too busy

getting naked and writhing in the streets to worry about that.

[BainsBane]

7. I know what happened to you.

Edit: Okay when I posted this I thought you were female. I recently read that specific line, that this man would case women to get naked and writhe in the streets, as the justification for why this guy was deported from Saudi Arabia. Of course, it might apply to men as well.

[defacto7]

8. Ahhhhhhh

(writhe... writhe... writhe....)

I'm writhing because of his excess CO2 output. At least your pic doesn't have him with his mouth hanging open as usual and causing a carbon crisis. That should be taxed!

[BainsBane]

9. Who could resist?

After I posted that pic my clothes spontaneously fell from my body.

[defacto7]

10. Now you have had a religious experience!

The spontaneous falling of clothes has been experienced from as far back as the time of the Di Medici.

[BainsBane]

11. David, David

Where are you? Show me the true meaning of God.





(Okay, as I fallen Catholic I feel sure I'm going to burn in hell right now).

[defacto7]

13. OK, I am a strait guy... but....

When I see that stature.... Hmmmm I wonder what forbidden untasted fruit lurks beneath the surface of my being.

Sorry.. I think I'll do a little writhing now...

[BainsBane]

15. Be careful of those forbidden Renaissance fruits

Writhing could get pretty serious back then.

[colorado_ufo]

14. I think I just writhed a little . . .

It's been so long, I'm not sure!

[Emit]

23. !

[Warpy]

12. Best beauty and fashion advice I've ever seen!

K&R

[Warren DeMontague]

16. right here.

YOU try telling him he doesn't own the beach.

[undeterred]

18. You know how you get thighs like that?

Sitting on the couch all day with your laptop posting on a messageboard, taking breaks to snack on cheetos.

[OnionPatch]

19. Thank you!

I'm happily passing this along.

[Matariki]

20. Love that! How to get a bikini body:

put a bikini on your body

[msanthrope]

21. "A person should wear what they want to! A person's a person that way!" nt