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Fri Apr 26, 2013, 10:23 AM Apr 2013

80-year-old accidentally swallows $5K diamond

Miriam Tucker's last colonoscopy yielded quite a treasure: a 1.03-carat round brilliant cut diamond, worth $5,000. But don't go scheduling an appointment with your gastroenterologist in the hopes that you, too, will strike it rich. Tucker, you see, had accidentally swallowed the diamond first.

The 80-year-old attended a fashion show fundraiser in Tampa on Saturday, and bought a $20 glass of champagne with a bauble inside. Of the 400 glasses, 399 contained a $10 cubic zirconia, reports the Tampa Tribune. As luck would have it, Tucker's glass held the one real diamond. "I thought I'd drink a bit of champagne so I didn't have to stick my finger so far into the glass," Tucker tells the Tampa Bay Times. "We were laughing and talking when I realized I swallowed it."

Embarrassed, and assuming she'd only ingested cubic zirconia, Tucker stayed quiet and waited for the winner's excited scream. None came, and jewelers with probes and a loupe could not find the winner, so Tucker was finally forced to admit what happened.

She already had the colonoscopy scheduled, so she warned her doctor what he might find; he did indeed locate the missing diamond, which was sent to the jewelry store in a biohazard bag, cleaned, and returned to Tucker.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/04/26/diamond-80-year-old-woman-swallows/2115411/




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80-year-old accidentally swallows $5K diamond (Original Post) undeterred Apr 2013 OP
Now, THAT would be a colonoscopy worth having! CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2013 #1
The preparatory cleanout would get tricky, though. Gidney N Cloyd Apr 2013 #3
Shades of "Marathon Man." reflection Apr 2013 #2
This too shall pass. n/t backscatter712 Apr 2013 #4
A diamond in the,.......ruffage! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #5
Diamonds Are Forenema. Chipper Chat Apr 2013 #6
for half of the price of that diamond... actslikeacarrot Apr 2013 #7
I'm surprised the diamond made it through the colonoscopy prep. undeterred Apr 2013 #8
quick, put more coal in her underpants! MisterP Apr 2013 #9
How else do you get Asscher cut diamonds? pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #10
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