You Won’t Believe What The Bible ACTUALLY Says About Abortion.

[JaneyVee]

Jesus is the greatest abortionist of all time. Oh, don’t take MY word for it! Read the Bible, it’s all in there. God commands his followers to kill pregnant women all over the place! Did you think Noah’s Flood only killed adults? Don’t be ridiculous! There were plenty of children, newborns and innocent fetuses that got tossed in the dustbin of history so Noah and his family could start over.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Here we go, just another dirty godless liberal mocking the name of my Lord! How dare he?!” Well guess what, Bunky? How dare YOU? Yeah you, Mr. (or Mrs.) “I vote Republican because they protect life just like Jesus would except for the bombing of innocents by the tens of thousands, the death penalty, opposition to healthcare for all, a gun fetish to make Rambo blush and the hysterical belief that feeding poor children constitutes theft!”.

But other than those little details, you’re a Christian! And that makes you better than everyone else, right? You’re so much better, in fact, that you and your fellow Christians! have decided that you can tell the rest of us how to live our lives. Especially with regards to abortion. You’ve really got quite the hard-on for abortion. Why, you’re willing to shoot them up and set clinics on fire. Just like Jesus would!

But the reality is that the Bible is quite in favor of abortion. I’ll let Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian explain it to you:

The rest: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/05/01/jesus-is-the-greatest-abortionist-of-all-time-video/

[arcane1]

1. Hoseah 13:16 actually demands it, though the circumstances were very specific.

Sick stuff, really.

[Newest Reality]

2. Ow!

Don't get singed with that hot-spot issue as it ignites.

I love Betty Bowers.

Thanks.

[Orrex]

3. God is also explicitly pro-choice.

He values free will even more than salvation, as a matter of fact.


All kinds of crazy stuff in the bible.

[AZ Progressive]

4. Isn't it clear that many Christians aren't really Christians?

Especially the Religious Protestant Right, if anything they are Calvinists, not Christians. Jesus' message was the total opposite of these hate preaching religious leaders of nowadays.

[LiberalAndProud]

6. And they would say the same of you, with no less conviction and with no less faith.

When we must rely on other ways of knowing, there is no yardstick by which we can determine the measure of truth, righteousness or even character of the "really Christian" view.

[KamaAina]

5. Injuring a pregnant woman and causing her to miscarry is in fact a crime in the Old Testament

BUT, unlike murder, it is not a capital crime. Ergo, the fetus is not considered a "preson". Q.E.D.

[FLyellowdog]

7. Numbers 5:23

This translation of the Bible actually uses the term "miscarry" so this certainly does sound like an abortion ritual. Very interesting rebuttal argument to Pro-Lifers. Apparently ending the life of a fetus is ok if the pregnancy resulted from an adulterous relationship. So now we know.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+5%3A11-28&version=NIV

[uppityperson]

8. Betty Bowers is bodacious