Actual headline: “Ricin found in dojo of man charged with attempting to frame Elvis impersonator.”

[DeSwiss]

LINK: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/30/ricin-found-in-dojo-of-man-charged-with-attempting-to-frame-elvis-impersonator


- When they find ricin all up in your dojo, what can you say?

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Ricin in the dojo... that's an FBI no-no.

[NBachers]

2. Pretty dicey ricin in the dojo mojo, mofo

[DeSwiss]

9. The question is.....

...did he charge extra for his ricin-in-the-dojo lessons? And what does the ''ricin-in-the-dojo'' belt look like?

- These questions, regrettably, remain unanswered.....

[oldhippydude]

31. how come I see Jim Morrisan sngng Dojo Riciin LA Woman syle

[silverweb]

3. Bizarre.

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]I can't wait for the backstory. Where's the popcorn?

[Warren DeMontague]

4. This whole story is just downright

[silverweb]

6. You can say that again!

[Recursion]

8. I love how it was over a band break-up

Yeah, that's my home state...

[DeSwiss]

10. Here's Chef Buck & CameraGirl's recipe:

[silverweb]

18. Thanks!

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]Looks like a lot of work for popcorn, but maybe I'll get ambitious at some point.

[HiPointDem]

5. surreal times, my friend.

[DeSwiss]

11. What was once surreal, is now the ''new normal'' - :-/ n/t

[Recursion]

7. I miss Mississippi sometimes

You don't get headlines like that anywhere else...

[DeSwiss]

12. I went to Mississippi once.....

...by mistake. Took the wrong ramp on I40 W and technically crossed their border. But only because they won't let you backup on the interstate.

- What was worse, we were forced into Arkansas in order to escape Mississippi. I have never been the same.....

j/k Mississippians!

[randome]

13. Let me see if I have all this straight.

Curtis:
1. An Elvis impersonator framed for mailing the letters.
2. When cleared, he gives a press conference where he and his attorney laugh and tell jokes and he promises to do 100,000 hours of community work for his new business -giving women foot massages.
3. Had some kind of emotional breakdown, perhaps, where he believed unnamed authorities wanted to silence him about an illegal black market operation.

Dutschke:
1. Awaiting trial on child molestation charges.
2. A failed Congressional candidate.
3. Part-time Wayne Newton impersonator.
4. Teaches Taekwondo part-time.
5. Attorney's name is George Lucas.

Did I miss anything?

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Who needs psychedelics, really.

Edited to add: You left out the part about how the black market operation supposedly involved stolen organs from the local hospital that he found in a refrigerator, but, yes.

[KittyWampus]

21. Wut? I missed that last bit. Is it true?

[randome]

23. It's true. I believe Curtis was a fired nurse.

So there's another wrinkle: Curtis had a paranoid fear that a black market organ program was in place and Dutschke was apparently writing a book about that?

[Quantess]

15. That's a Jefferson Starship jingle.

We built this city on ricin and dojo

Ricin in the dojo
underneath the stars
Who crashed the wrecking ball
into our guitars

Ricin played the dojo
listen to the radio

Don't you remember...
We built this city on ricin and dojo

[DeSwiss]

17. ....

[KittyWampus]

22. LOL very creative

[Poll_Blind]

26. That is a gram of black market AWESOME!

PB

[RainDog]

29. and a Muddy Waters tune: Got my dojo ricin

Going down to Mississippi to get that dojo hand.

...That's some nasty gris-gris.

[Union Scribe]

16. *headsplode*

[Rex]

19. Who needs an overactive imagination? Just read the daily news.

No way you can compete with real life.

[RainDog]

30. a-freakin'-men that! n/t

[Initech]

20. This ranks about a 9 out of 10 on my WTF-o-meter.

[nadinbrzezinski]

24. The suspect was a martial arts instructor

Kudos for creative headline

[Enrique]

25. Mr. Dojo Ricin...

Ricin Ricin

[KittyWampus]

27. I hear ya!

[Warren DeMontague]

28. ***