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SUMNER, NEThe Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on display in a vast, dark, sulfurous cave thousands of feet below the surface of the earth.
According to officials, the subterranean library will permanently house the archived records and artifacts of Cheneys vice presidency and will include more than 2.7 million photographs, thousands of razor-sharp stalactites, 4 million documents offering a legal basis for torture, scalding-hot green smoke wafting out of the cave walls, an original manuscript of the Patriot Act, hundreds of sick and hungry cave bears, and 15,000 audio recordings from Cheneys private meetings.
The Cheney Museum offers a firsthand look at the life and work of our nations 46th vice president, said head curator Jonathan Luddom, a 7-foot-tall blind cavern dweller with third-degree burns on his face and limbs. From the Hall of Obfuscation, to the Pit of Yellowcake Uranium, to the interactive waterboarding exhibit for kids, this library is a stirring tribute to who Mr. Cheney is and what he believes in.
Now I must go and search for food and moisture, continued Luddom, moments before being devoured by a swarm of ravenous bats.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pit,32278/
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)And you have to prick your finger to sign your name in blood.
malaise
(268,942 posts)rhett o rick
(55,981 posts)will regret the deal.
Octafish
(55,745 posts)Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep...
malaise
(268,942 posts)I'd send him there
Octafish
(55,745 posts)They're crazy about the stuff.
CatWoman
(79,295 posts)Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)this is too funny....
malaise
(268,942 posts)Response to malaise (Original post)
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