Man Swallowed by Hippo, Lives to Write About It

[Cirque du So-What]

By Melissa LockerMay 07, 2013

In a story that sounds like it came straight from the Bible — or Pinocchio — Paul Templer claims he was swallowed by a hippo while leading a kayak tour down the Zambezi River. The hippo attack happened 17 years ago, but this week Templer recounted the horrifying tale to the Guardian.

Templer was a 27-year-old river guide who had led tours down the Zambezi in Zimbabwe many times and had weathered several of what he considered “half-hearted attacks” by a certain territorial male hippo. Those half-hearted attacks gave Templer no clue as to the potential viciousness of the bull, who attacked one day, apparently out of the blue. The vicious assault killed an apprentice guide before turning on Templer who had approached to try and help his co-worker.

“There was no transition at all, no sense of approaching danger. It was as if I had suddenly gone blind and deaf,” Templer recalled in the Guardian. Templer did not immediately understand what happened to him, though. He said:

I was aware that my legs were surrounded by water, but my top half was almost dry. I seemed to be trapped in something slimy. There was a terrible, sulphurous smell, like rotten eggs, and a tremendous pressure against my chest. My arms were trapped but I managed to free one hand and felt around – my palm passed through the wiry bristles of the hippo’s snout. It was only then that I realised I was underwater, trapped up to my waist in his mouth

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Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/07/man-swallowed-by-hippo-lives-to-write-about-it/#ixzz2SpgRXlGW

A bit late for LBN...17 years too late, in fact. Wonder how long it'll be until we see this guy on Duck Dynasty?

[mimi85]

1. A bit too late...

or we'd have a cell phone video on YT by now. That IS an amazing story though.

[marions ghost]

2. OK I looked

[closeupready]

3. Apparently, hippos kill more people than any other animal

whether land-based or marine-based. Which might seem kind of strange, because hippos on cartoons and stuff dance and sing and make jokes, almost like cartoon versions of Barney. But they are aggressive and dangerous.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. I did not know that

I knew they were dangerous, but I had no idea that they killed more people than any other animal.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. There's totally a Peter, Paul and Mary song in there, somewhere.

Yeah, I'm old.

[MFM008]

6. wow

darn hippos. I thought they were relative benign creatures.

[The Straight Story]

7. Was his name Jonah?

[kona808]

8. It was captured on film too

[pinboy3niner]

9. Are you trying to tell me hippos don't eat...

...marbles?