THE VACCINE MAKES YOU GAY!!!!!!!!!!

[Dirty Socialist]

That’s according to the fuckups at QAnon. An ayatollah in Iran claims the same thing. The evidence is clear: Iran is behind QAnon.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I'd say that they're both nutz!

[MustLoveBeagles]

3. +1

[orleans]

2. i saw your headline and smiled with amusement.

just struck me funny.

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Thanks for the laugh tonight! After a long night at work

this is just what I needed.



Clearly, you are correct.

[TlalocW]

5. I remember when Colbert was doing the Report

And he had one right-wing hack, Dinesh D'souza who was claiming that 9/11 happened partly because of how sinful Al-Qaida thought we were, and we needed to repent, and Colbert asked him something along the lines of what other things that terrorists want should we do? And it of course went over his head.

TlalocW

[TexasBushwhacker]

6. It didn't keep him from cheating on his first wife

He had to resign from his presidency at King's College over that one.

[TlalocW]

28. Let's be exact in our definitions though...

King's "College."

TlalocW

[Coventina]

29. King's College Cambridge? How did that pea-brain get that gig?!?!

[TheBlackAdder]

34. The King's College in NY. Not KCL or KCC in the UK.

[Dem4Life1102]

7. What if you are gay already?

Does it then turn you straight?

[misanthrope]

8. If you're bisexual does it make you asexual?

There's no guarantee the vaccine immunity lasts longterm. If you get it again, do you switch back?

[Dem4Life1102]

11. Maybe that's why there are two doses

Dose one makes you gay. And dose two switches you back.

[smirkymonkey]

12. No, it's kind of like if you take NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time. The results are nightmarish.

[treestar]

18. LOL

[MineralMan]

19. Bwahahaha!

[TheBlackAdder]

35. Dafuq? Right before I was going to bed.

[milestogo]

16. Probably depends which vaccine you get.

[roamer65]

22. Does this also involve jewish space lasers?

[Sucha NastyWoman]

9. Well it made me pretty happy

When I got jabbed yesterday.

[PSPS]

10. OMG! That means, if you're already a gay, it will destroy the space-time continuum!!11!11!!1

[Callalily]

13. Oh gawd! Just when I thought that I heard everything.

[Squinch]

14. More doses for the rest of us.

[jimlup]

15. "Where they go one they go all" so I guess

they've all become just bit more insane than they already were.

[Wounded Bear]

17. So what? Gays have more fun anyway...

[treestar]

20. If so, you'll be fine with it!

So right wingers should all take it, so they don't have to get themselves upset about gays any more!

[SharonAnn]

21. So, will people start dressing better? Bringing more style?

[FakeNoose]

23. Maybe for those who are already gay, it makes them straight

[Sympthsical]

24. What, again?!

I already turned gay after the DTaP rounds in my infancy. (It's the one that makes frogs gay, too).

I think once a vaccine makes you gay, you just acquire new weird fetishes with further vaccines. Well, hello there, mister spoon with those naughty little curves and a handle that goes on for days . . .

Ahem. Just going to push my bowl of cereal away from me now. Not sure I can be trusted with it.

[AwakeAtLast]

25. Well I've received two

So I'm Double Gay!

Plus, the Microchip made me smarter instantly!

[Liberal In Texas]

26. Well, it didn't work for me on the first shot.

Guess I'll try again on the 2nd one.

[Hugin]

27. KnR n/t

[meadowlander]

30. Let's do this.

[jcgoldie]

31. oh good!

Will I be neater around the house and have better taste in clothes? If so, my wife will be so excited about this!

[GulfCoast66]

32. Huh. Well after 54 years of being straight I guess it will not particularly bother me...

But how to break it to the wife?

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

33. Booster shot for many of us! LOL! N/t

[SKKY]

36. I don't know if that's true or not, but ever since I got my 2nd dose...

...I have had "It's raining men!" on continuous repeat in my head. Oh, and I did catch myself admiring this wonderful chiffon scarf I saw at Macy's the other day. It had a matching face mask. Wait, does that mean...uh oh.


I'm obviously joking folks. And I certainly mean no offense. Calm down.