World’s Most Offensive Jewish Car Blames Boston Bombing On Gay Marriage

[KamaAina]

http://heebmagazine.com/worlds-most-offensive-jewish-car-blames-boston-bombing-on-gay-marriage/45037

Brooklynites have known about the Toyota Scion XB covered with insanely offensive bumper stickers for quite a while now. Here’s what the car looked like, when it was profiled in Gothamist last month....

With slogans like “A Good Woman is a Subservient Frum (religious) Housewife” and ”God Sent AIDS to Punish Male Gays” is it really any wonder that these clowns would use something as horrific as Boston Marathon Bombings as a springboard to workshop some new, even more offensive slogans?

These orthodox Jewche-bags are SO incised by Massachusits’ (sic) gay marriage, they think god sent… muslim extremist terrorists? I can’t…even…huh?? Fortunately, it seems our tipster added a message of their own to this insanely shitty collage:

Good on you, anonymous tipster! Always nice to see decent folks standing up to the Westboro Baptist Synagogue.

[Blue_Tires]

1. I'm amused at how shocked the Brooklynites are

If you live in a historically "red" state or district, you'll see something like that every morning on the way to work...

[AsahinaKimi]

2. Great window note...

doubt it will do any good. Lost cause on this car owner.

[Fumesucker]

4. My note would just say "Bless your heart"

[AsahinaKimi]

5. I understand thats

sort of a southern curse... I doubt the care owner would even know what that means. But yeah, that would work.. I guess.

[sofa king]

7. Great.

I just realized what everyone in my neighborhood really thinks of me.

[AsahinaKimi]

12. aww

haha!... I am sure its not that bad!

[Fumesucker]

9. It's more of an all-purpose saying

It's one of those things that's highly dependent on context, it can be positive and comforting "you skinned your knee, bless your heart" or negative but the negative connotation is more along the lines of "You are lacking sufficient intellectual capacity to realize just how dumb you really are"..

[Eleanors38]

3. 'Gay marriage?' Coulda sworn it was the NRA.

[Junkdrawer]

6. "Westboro Baptist Synagogue"

[Shrike47]

10. Yes, I liked that too.

Limited thinking comes in more than one religion.

Where in the Bible is skirt length of 4 inches below the knee spelled out, anyway?

[LittleBlue]

8. Oh my god

You just know the owner is a complete whackjob. That car must get vandalized every day.

I actually feel sorry for the poor car.

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. A little meshugah to break the predictable

Westboro crap...I don't care what day of the week these crazies pray at...they are crazy

[Poll_Blind]

13. IMO, those bumper stickers are WAY more the product of an attention whore than...

...a typical Orthodox Jewish male. Especially a member of an established orthodox community.

The ideas on the bumper stickers, sadly, are synonymous with any Abrahamic religion's extremist members, though.

I hate to say this, but it's true: When your holy book indicates that God or their direct messenger approved of outrageous hate-speech, the religion's practitioners are going to believe that shit.

IMO, the world could do a solid if they just switched to Slaughterhouse Five as a holy book. That book is slyly filled with more lessons on morality, compassion and human nature than you can shake a stick at. It also contains reference to at least one enormous wang, incidentally. You never know which holy book'll get one.

PB

[Junkdrawer]

14. I live in an Orthodox Jewish neighborhood and there's one or two cars *somewhat* like that....

Maybe about 1/10 as offensive. It's a small sub-cult of Orthodox Judaism which is a sub-cult of Judaism.

When big events in Israel occur, I get fliers in my mailbox. And I'm not Jewish (or Christian or...)