Miami politics puts Florida back in the "WTF?" running...

[Archae]

When North Miami voters get into the booth to vote for a new mayor today they will have to choose among a colorful cast of candidates, including a woman who claims she was endorsed by Jesus.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/mayoral-candidate-claims-jesus-endorsed/story?id=19176315#.UZKCH58o600

[Initech]

1. "Oh why couldn't they have joined one of the mainstream religions like Oprahism or Voodoo?"

[Politicalboi]

2. Wow, that some endorsment

Did Jesus phone it in, or did he walk across the Gulf to give it?

[lpbk2713]

3. Au contraire, mon sœur ...

Alors ...

[okwmember]

4. To be fair, if she got elected

and managed to provide free health care for the uninsured, and employment and education for those without, this old non-believer might believe she was.

[BlueJazz]

5. "Anna..you idiot, I said Jesús Alou ! "

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

6. I think this might be my dad's fault. He likes to prank call people and tell them he's Jesus...

God or the Holy Spirit. It depends on how he's feeling that day as to which he claims to be.

He normally asks if they would like to buy a leather bound, autographed first edition of the bible.