I would like to remind everyone that "Darrell Issa stole [Recurssion's] fucking hot dog"

[DRoseDARs]

Old gem from July 2011:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1589027

Follow up in September 2011 interview with The Daily Show (hotdog stealing obviously didn't make air):
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1954529

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[BlueJazz]

1. If you ever get the chance (and he's at a restaurant)...act like you're the waiter..

..., go to his table and tell him there is an FBI team who wants to speak to him.
When he leaves, eat his food.

[DRoseDARs]

2. I'd rather: Approach as a patron, say "My name is Inigo Montoya, you stole my father's hotdog..."

...prepare to go hungry." and proceed to eat the main course of his lunch with a blank stare on my face, eyes locking with his, then calmly walk away stating, "I have avenged you, father." And then pay his bill for him at the counter.

[BlueJazz]

3. Your way, I'll admit, is more classy. I'd probably do it the semi-mafia way.

Dress up as a waiter, bring him a "special chocolate treat" (compliments of the house),
Go home and enjoy the thought of him shitting like a horse all night.

But again, your way is the civilized thing to do.

[BainsBane]

4. I don't have anything clever to say

But this thread definitely deserves more attention.