As though Friday was not juicy enough already, please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!

[skip fox]

Michele, I-smell-rubber-burning-when-I-try-to-think, Bachmann is saying, "Our problem today, Bret, is political correctness. We're afraid to call an A-rab an A-rab, to turn a phrase. We're walking on eggshells, and those guys don't respect that and try to attack us every chance they get! . . . I'll tell you what we should do. We should go right over there to Mecca and build a mega-church next to that so-called holy rock. . . . And maybe a McDonalds with three-car drive-up windows to handle all the Sunday traffic. . . . Then we'll let them chose!!! . . . Free choice, what's wrong with that? . . . And maybe a NASCAR track with plenty of stands. . . . It's a perfect plan."

[peoli]

1. did she really say this? n/t

[skip fox]

3. At DU CAPTIONing has traditonally been a creative endeavor. But we often try to channel

our source and speak his of her essence, or what he or she would say if allowed and/or just a wee bit more stupid.

[Laelth]

2. -1 n/t

-Laelth

[skip fox]

4. "I don't know. 'Benghazi' just sounds like an omelet I used to make when the kids were little."

[pennylane100]

5. I think she has an excellent idea.

She should personally commit to go Mecca to start the project.

To get the most free advertising, and visibility she should arrange to begin this project during the annual hajj. There will be millions of Muslims from all over the world conversing on the city and that will give her maximum publicity.

She mentions some concern a about all the Sunday traffic. She is understands how chaotic it can be when millions of Sunday church goers all leave at the same time. I hope someone advises her to move her grand opening schedule to Friday, that would seen like a much quieter day with less going on.

She should also make some kind of good gesture as a visitor to this most holy site. Possibly her McDonald restaurant could serve some free Sausage Egg biscuits to sooth any ruffled feathers.

She may have so much fun there that it will be hard for her to leave. Ever, ever, ever.

[Island Blue]

6. "Benghaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ...."

[skip fox]

7. "There really are a lot of stupid people out there. . . . In fact yesterday a voter came up to me

and said I should learn to pray away the stupid. . . . Wow.! . . . That's a great idea. . . . I wonder how she thought of it."