Challange: Calling on DUers to rectify an appalling absence

[BainsBane]

of Gohmert asparagus aspersion memes. I expected to see some really funny stuff. Since I have no Photoshopping ability, I'm calling on my fellow DUers to make up for this vacuum in American internet culture. I'll nominate good ones for the DUzies.

So far I have found only this:









I'm left feeling




Surely the bright minds of the DU interwebs can do better?

[librechik]

1. it was obviously an instance of Asparagus syndrome

where you are unable to relate to real human beings and are compelled to cry out the name of random vegetables irrelevantly. Frank Zappa had the same thing.

[BainsBane]

6. I'm not familiar

With Zappa's vegetable activities.

[librechik]

8. later version

[BainsBane]

9. I had no idea how incomplete

My musical education was until I listened to that song: "Rutabaga"

[Gothmog]

2. Juanita Jean had fun with this topic

http://juanitajean.com/2013/05/15/he-meant-his-broccoli/

[BainsBane]

4. Here's one that one of her commenters linked to

I also like the genteel "bless his heart" and "aspersions can be bitter. Try blanched almonds."

[malaise]

7. Nice

:

[pinboy3niner]

3. Gohmert...

[BainsBane]

5. Good one!