My great and sincere thanks to my fellow DUer whyzayker...
...for posting this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022856640 
It reminded me of this joke:
george w shithead, the Pope, the Queen of England, the Emperor of Japan and a boyscout sre flying in a plane. The engines start dying out and the pilot comes back into the cabin and says "We're going down. There're are 6 of us and 5 parachutes. I'm taking 1, the rest of you can figure it out".
The Queen says "I'm taking 1, my subjects need me" and she jumps.
The Emperor says "I'm taking 1, MY subjects need me also"! He then jumps.
george w shithead says "I'm the greatest perzidint who evir lived. I'm a geenyus I was the ejamacashin perzidint"! He then jumps.
The Pope looks at the boyscout and says "My son, you take the last parachute. I'm old and you have your whole life ahead of you"!
The boyscout says"That's ok, there's a parachute for both of us. The geatest president ever just jumped out with my backpack"! 
Thank you, whtzayker, for reminding me of thet joke! 
PEACE! 
