Oh, for a Sunday summer morning! Please come CAPTION Darrell, "hot-wire," Issa!!!

[skip fox]

Darrell, Prevaricator-Extraordinaire, Issa is saying: “I don’t see why you have a problem with the question. . . . It’s simple. . . I’ll ask it again: ‘Don’t the e-mails leaked to ABC News represent the White House colluding with the State Department in order to produce talking points meant to directly and criminally mislead the American public?' . . . Yes or no??? . . . I don’t know how I can ask it more directly!”

[skip fox]

1. "I am being fair. How is it unfair to ask 'How do you look yourself in the mirror every morning,

Mr. President, and keep from slitting your own throat?' That's as fair as it gets!""

[Roland99]

2. "Do you or do you not wash your hands after going to the bathroom?"

[vanlassie]

3. "Answer da question or I breaka you legs."

[skip fox]

4. "When my colostomy bag gets filled,

you're going to have to be the one who empties it!!"