Girls Poop too!

[laserhaas]

I know - this is out of the zone; but - every once in a while - we need to chuckle.

Cause - Girls poop too.
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These gals are famous for their Rush Limbaugh bashing - with "You Slut"

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[Brickbat]

1. Please -- PLEASE -- remove that apostrophe.

Jesus Christ.

[winter is coming]

2. Thank you! The missing comma, I can live with, but "girl's poop".... bleeurgh! n/t

[laserhaas]

7. :o)

[MineralMan]

3. Girl's Poop Doesn't Smell Bad,

but girls poop all the same.

[badtoworse]

6. My wife claims she farts Glade

Not!

[laserhaas]

10. Yah mean's "Glah'de"

Do she has'ah a "Bah'day"

(Bidet - for you grammar police)

[badtoworse]

12. LOL! The answer is no.

[laserhaas]

14. I always wanted a "Bidet"

so I could have fun with the puppy dogs...

[Ilsa]

21. Girls don't fart! They Fluff!!! nt

[laserhaas]

25. Der - HuH! - Does that mean they

are pillowed - pals?

[laserhaas]

8. I object counsel, to the proffering of facts

I mean (c)hit

not in evidence....
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I keep fer'gett'n - that brackets don't take kindly to being used for non-html thingys here at DU.

[d_b]

4. no

i refuse to believe it

[laserhaas]

9. If they don't - then why do we need to put the seat down?

I'm just sayin.......

[d_b]

11. so they can tinkle

[laserhaas]

13. But, wouldn't that be better in a squat position

with the seat up?

I think we need video trials.... and a vote...

[laserhaas]

5. Dang grammer per'lease

pikky, pic'k'ee picky.....

[Arugula Latte]

15. Jonathan Swift discovered this secret long ago:

Excerpt from "The Lady's Dressing Room":
...
And up exhales a greasy stench
For which you curse the careless wench;
So things which must not be exprest,
When plumpt into the reeking chest,
Send up an excremental smell
To taint the parts from whence they fell,
The petticoats and gown perfume,
Which waft a stink round every room.
Thus finishing his grand survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!...

[laserhaas]

17. Bravo - Arugula Latte

Your exquisite poetry reference


actually made my day!

[Arugula Latte]

23. Well, heck, that makes my day!

Usually people just like me for my penguins.

[laserhaas]

26. Actually - I adore the waddl'rs too.

[HiPointDem]

22. "but love has pitched his mansion in the place of excrement..."

[mysuzuki2]

16. You learn something new everyday.

[laserhaas]

18. Yep, Laser's an out of context putz

but I'm have punny...fun...

[Apophis]

19. Oh gods, this I know.

It's toxic to go in the bathroom after my gf uses it.

[laserhaas]

20. OOPs - I mean p'oops - I;m telling her you said that

and we're gonna getcha...

[randome]

24. But it's so unlady-like.

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[laserhaas]

27. Hey - its said she loves a man and he loves her - when he can pass it

If it is good for the goose, it's good for the gander'rs...

[msanthrope]

28. They'll be after you....nt

[laserhaas]

31. The line is LONG and distinquished.

N'est-ce pas!

[laserhaas]

29. BTW randome - per your sig line

it sucks trying to be one;

but I wouldn't give up the battle for anything....

Though I'm an amoeba against a horde of Goliath's

[randome]

32. Damn! That's inspirational!

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[Apophis]

30. Oh now you did it!